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17 Signs You Know You're A Takis Addict

Happiness is bright red.

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2. Because to you happiness has a color and that color is VAGUELY FLOROUSCENT RED.

Love means never having to say you're out of Takis.

4. One of life's hardest decisions is having to choose between Takis flavors.

...OR you can just pour several bags' worth into your mouth at once. Either way.


5. You are well aware that not anyone can just go out and eat a bag of the Nitro flavor.

Most people gotta work their way to this one.

6. When you need to ~cool down,~ you just switch to the guacamole flavor.

7. And then get all TNT with it. You have to respect a snack named after things that can end you.

8. You have definitely encountered the elusive DOUBLE TAKI.



9. Any Takis devotee knows that this is a sign of a life well-lived:

10. For you, Takis go with ANYTHING.

Shells in cheese... WITH TAKIS? YES, YOU MAD GENIUS, YES!

11. You are well aware that Takis are ESPECIALLY good with cheese.

This quesadilla with Takis is so beautiful that I might actually be crying rn.

12. Which makes a Takis pizza a natural choice when you're feeling ~creative~ at 3 in the morning.

I feel very creative after a few beers, is what I am saying.


13. And you know that no sandwich is complete without a burst of crunch and spice.

A bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich is great, don't get me wrong. But with Takis, THEY ARE TRANSCENDENT.

14. You look at this entire MEAL IN A TAKIS BAG (!) and you see nirvana.

That's steak and cheese and Takis and it's glorious.

15. This is what all Takis lovers see when we close our eyes:

It's... it's so beautiful.

16. You already know what they serve in Heaven's all-you-can-eat buffet.

🔥 🔥 🔥

17. ...And this is what Hell looks like.