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26 Times Mariah Carey Perfectly Described Being In High School

I won't lie to you, lambs: High school can be tough.

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1. When you want to share how you really feel about group projects.

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Cannot with these lesser beings.

2. When the teacher calls on you because you're clearly daydreaming in class.

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I don't know what the square root of X is because unicorns.

3. When your name gets special mention during the morning announcements.

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I'd like to thank everyone who made this moment possible!

4. When you realize you're only able to retain a few key terms from your foreign language class.

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Silence. Silencio. Stilte. Stille. الصمت.

5. When you're seriously wondering whether you even need school to make a career out of just being you.

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Excuse me, but I'm the founder and CEO of Me For Real Industries, Inc.

6. When you're wondering if you could skip an exam by feigning illness.

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I can't...I have butterfly flu. It's very rare.

7. When you have a pop quiz on a Friday.

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Why are you doing this to me on Saturday eve.

8. When you're trying not to get picked last for a basketball team in gym class.

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Please don't pick me last for sportsball.

9. When you clearly didn't study for your history exam.

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The term is "Romani" and also you have an F.

10. When the teacher asks if you copied a classmate's homework.

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Who? What? Me?

11. When you make friends with a freshman during Spirit Week.

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You are #blessed, young one.

12. When it's picture day.

Oh, lambs, this just won't do.

13. When you miss the bus.

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Oops. I guess I'll ask one of my fans...I mean...classmates for a ride home.

14. When you're making a presentation to the class.

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I want to thank all my lambs for coming out to see me today.

15. When you manage to get to class on time.

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Hello, yes, I have arrived.

16. When a teacher assigns homework over vacation.

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Why would you do this.

17. When you spy a hot new student walking down the hall.

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Hi.

18. When someone reminds the teacher they haven't assigned homework yet.

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Bye.

19. When the teacher asks you to read aloud for the class but you left your book at home.

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Once upon a time I literally could not and they lived happily ever after the end.

20. When it's finals week.

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Too stressed to focus on anything except being stressed, my lambs.

21. When it's the week of parent-teacher conferences.

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I left my halo in my locker.

22. When it's like a month before break but you're still so excited.

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You can leave any and all presents and cards by my locker, thank you!

23. When there's a substitute.

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Aww yisssss.

24. When the teacher announces your final will be open-book.

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*Sings so high only angels can hear.*

25. When the teacher asks you to stay after class.

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Typical stan behavior.

26. When you're trying to distance yourself from who you were in middle school.

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Let's not dwell on the past.

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