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14 Haikus For People Who Are Always Hungry

Hungry enough to eat my words, tbh.

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1.

It is 10 a.m.And I am fully preparedTo eat so much lunch.
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It is 10 a.m.

And I am fully prepared

To eat so much lunch.

2.

Hot dogs. What are they?A sandwich, or... something else?I will take six, please.
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Hot dogs. What are they?

A sandwich, or... something else?

I will take six, please.

3.

I want a tacoMade of pizza, topped with cheeseIn a burrito.
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I want a taco

Made of pizza, topped with cheese

In a burrito.

4.

Yes, I'll have burgers.Every single burger here.(Extra pickles, please.)
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Yes, I'll have burgers.

Every single burger here.

(Extra pickles, please.)

5.

Hey, would it be weirdTo eat a whole large pizzaIn like ten seconds?
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Hey, would it be weird

To eat a whole large pizza

In like ten seconds?

6.

We held each other.Eyes locked, hands clasped. I whispered,"Gonna finish that?"
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We held each other.

Eyes locked, hands clasped. I whispered,

"Gonna finish that?"

7.

If I have a snack,Will I ruin my dinner...?Who am I kidding.
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If I have a snack,

Will I ruin my dinner...?

Who am I kidding.

8.

If you don't decideWhat we're having for dinner, It's gonna be you.
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If you don't decide

What we're having for dinner,

It's gonna be you.

9.

My religion, myOrientation, and myMood are always "food."
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My religion, my

Orientation, and my

Mood are always "food."

10.

I am so hungry,I could eat twenty Thin Mints.And four Girl Scouts, too.
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I am so hungry,

I could eat twenty Thin Mints.

And four Girl Scouts, too.

11.

Guys. Live every dayLike you are Kobayashi,And life's a contest.
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Guys. Live every day

Like you are Kobayashi,

And life's a contest.

12.

In my defense, thoughThe sign said "all you can eat."And "all" includes chairs.
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In my defense, though

The sign said "all you can eat."

And "all" includes chairs.

13.

I have used the phrase"Technically edible"Way, way too often.
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I have used the phrase

"Technically edible"

Way, way too often.

14.

Oh, this is awkward.So, when I said "I love you"?I meant the pizza.
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Oh, this is awkward.

So, when I said "I love you"?

I meant the pizza.

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