1. When you need chisme like a plant needs sunshine, even if you heard it before:
3. When you totally eavesdrop on some random stranger spilling the tea about something you know NOTHING about.
4. When the tea is so nice and hot you've got to sit down.
6. When you know there is never a wrong time or place to serve up a little tea:
7. When you need snacks to sustain you during an arduous chisme session:
8. When you put on your "chisme face:"
10. When the chisme is A+ and you can't even hide it:
11. When you have chisme so good that it crosses time zones:
12. When you're about to share some quality chisme, but your best friend reminds you to watch who you can trust with it: