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If People Talked About Pizza The Way They Talk About Babies

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1. The Birth Announcement

I'm so happy for you(?)
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I'm so happy for you(?)

2. The Baby Shower

Because it's not real until you plaster 752 images of your shower across Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, Ello, Kik, Vine, YouTube, and some site that's entirely in a language you've never seen before.
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Because it's not real until you plaster 752 images of your shower across Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, Ello, Kik, Vine, YouTube, and some site that's entirely in a language you've never seen before.

3. The Sonogram Pictures

You didn't really need to see the pizza baby or where it's growing THAT closely, tbh.
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You didn't really need to see the pizza baby or where it's growing THAT closely, tbh.

4. The Gender Reveal Party

Toppings are a construct. It's the sauce that matters.
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Toppings are a construct. It's the sauce that matters.

5. The Pregnancy Shoot

Artistic.

6. The Name Announcement

UGHHHHHH that's the fourth pizza with that name I've seen this week.
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UGHHHHHH that's the fourth pizza with that name I've seen this week.

7. The Pre-Delivery Instagram

TMI!!!
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TMI!!!

8. The Birth Video

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Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa SAUCE EVERYWHERE.

9. The First Fancy Photo Shoot

We get it; your pizza has an adorably tiny crust.
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We get it; your pizza has an adorably tiny crust.

10. The Constant Facebook Updates

-_-
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-_-

11. And, finally, the realization that pizza *is* a pretty exciting time in a person's life.

Genuinely happy for you, you oversharing pizza lovin' so-and-so.

12. ...Until this:

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