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    If People Talked About Pizza The Way They Talk About Babies

    Special delivery.

    1. The Birth Announcement

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    I'm so happy for you(?)

    2. The Baby Shower

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    Because it's not real until you plaster 752 images of your shower across Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat, Ello, Kik, Vine, YouTube, and some site that's entirely in a language you've never seen before.

    3. The Sonogram Pictures

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    You didn't really need to see the pizza baby or where it's growing THAT closely, tbh.

    4. The Gender Reveal Party

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    Toppings are a construct. It's the sauce that matters.

    5. The Pregnancy Shoot


    6. The Name Announcement

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    UGHHHHHH that's the fourth pizza with that name I've seen this week.

    7. The Pre-Delivery Instagram

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    8. The Birth Video / Via

    Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa SAUCE EVERYWHERE.

    9. The First Fancy Photo Shoot

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    We get it; your pizza has an adorably tiny crust.

    10. The Constant Facebook Updates

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    11. And, finally, the realization that pizza *is* a pretty exciting time in a person's life.

    Genuinely happy for you, you oversharing pizza lovin' so-and-so.

    12. ...Until this:

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