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    Undeniable Proof That Flamin' Hot Cheetos Is The Only Snack That Matters

    Cheeto dust in my hair, don't care.

    Throw your kale chips into the ocean. There is only ONE SNACK that TRULY MATTERS.

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    Set your popcorn on fire. Blend all your other snacks into a milky paste and then launch 'em into space. GET THEM ALL THE WAY OUT OF HERE.

    The one true snack is...

    FLAMIN' HOT CHEETOS.

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    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. First of all, the bag is a WORK. OF. ART.

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    A bold palette of red and yellow and ochre and gold. A riot of dynamic ideas and fire-breathing cheetah realness. And the mish-mash of different fonts is truly *kisses fingertips* a delight to behold.

    2. When you open the bag, you shiver with anticipation, gasping as the packaging rustles within your grasp.

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    Awwwww yiiiiiissssss.

    3. And the smell! The intoxicating scent of FLAMIN' HOTNESS.

    What does "flamin' heat" smell like? It smells like a screensaver image of a pegasus jumping out of your screen and into a pool of fire while singing a dubstep remix of "Heat Wave."

    4. Let's just take a moment and look at this marvelous snack product.

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    It's so red, it's practically glowing. LIKE A CARTOON HEART. LIKE YOUR HEART RIGHT NOW, LOOKING AT THIS G.D. PERFECT IMAGE.

    5. And DAT CRUNCH.

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    Out of this world.

    6. With each crispy, crunchy bite, you are transported to A REALM OF SPICE AND FIRE AND CHEESE DUST.

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    Only the finest cheese products are worthy of being turned into the fine dust that kisses each and every beautiful nanometer of a Flamin' Hot Cheeto.

    7. And when you've inhaled the entire bag, you're ready for the second course.

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    SO NICE YOU EXPERIENCE IT (at least) TWICE.

    8. ...BECAUSE YOUR FINGERS HAVE BEEN #BLESSED WITH SPICY CHEESE DUST KISSES.

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    9. Heaven is a place on Earth, and it tastes like Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

    10. Also, hi, this snack loves you so much it gives you MULTIPLE SPICY OPTIONS.

    LOOK AT ALL THOSE FLAVORS! WHEN I DIE PLEASE PLACE TWO (2) OF EACH IN MY JET-POWERED FLAV-SAVIN'™ COFFIN.

    11. BRB BUSY BEING TRANSPORTED TO A NEW DIMENSION OF PURE CHEETO ECSTASY.

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    Sendin' you a postcard from FLAVORTOWN.

    In conclusion: If you witness anyone snacking on anything else, do that person a favor and smack it out of their hand.

    And then hand them a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

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    Preferably while riding a tricked-out skateboard.

    Because it's the only snack that matters.

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