16 Gross Moments Dog Owners Know Too Well
...On a scale of zero to five dog poops.
Smelling your dog's dinner from five years ago on its breath every time your pup kisses you.
Watching in horror as your dog gets excited to see you.
Watching in even more horror as your dog gets excited to see all of your guests.
He just really, really loves your mother-in-law.
Smelling poop but not finding it.
The realization that it's not a matter of if, but when your dog will eat its own vomit.
Watching in defeat as you realize your dog has scooted its butt alllll over everything you love.
Two words: Dog. Farts.
Two more words: Dog butts.
Trying not to gag when feeling the warmth of your dog's business through a poop bag.
That moment you learn that female dogs, too, have times of the month if they're not spayed.
Kissing your dog and being rewarded with a sneeze.
It's like a scene from Aliens.
If you have a wrinkly-faced dog, you recall that moment you discovered that all kinds of nightmares live in those folds.
The moment you realize that, yes, that smell is normal. And that's when your dog is clean.
Discovering that your walls now have a vibrant yellow pattern.
Learning that your dog likes to watch.
And the single grossest moment that comes with being a dog owner....
The moment you realize you love your dog so much it's practically disgusting.
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