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    22 Thoughts Girls Have At The Hair Salon

    Why didn't I bring some light reading, like Finnegans Wake.

    1. TIME FOR A HAIRCUT. My hair looks like I crawled right out of a TV and into your living room.

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    2. I mean, I could always try cutting it myself at home...

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    No, wait. That's not a great idea.

    3. Everyone at this salon is judging me because my hair looks like a mistake.

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    4. No! I forgot to bring reference photos! How do I explain the haircut I want?

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    Does "like Connie Britton, but also like Jem, but also like Zendaya" make sense?

    5. Am I supposed to make small talk?

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    "Hi, HAIR are you, haha." No, stop.

    6. OK, we've been sitting in silence for a while. Does the hairstylist prefer it this way? Should I shut up for good?

    7. This is a lot of time sitting in silence. I should have brought a book.

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    8. Or my phone! Where's my phone?

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    9. I should've waited for a Groupon. This haircut is going to cost me three kidneys.

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    10. I spy a magazine. Can I ask for it? Should I just stare at it for a while?

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    11. Why do I get my hair colored? This is going to take seven years.

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    I'M SO BORED.

    12. I've been cooking under this dryer so long. I'm positive my hair is falling out.

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    The bleach has eaten through all my hair and I'm bald. I'm bald now and I have to just learn to be OK with that.

    13. Also, I need to go to the bathroom.

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    This is getting mighty awkward.

    14. This is far too long to be left alone quietly with my own thoughts.

    15. Funny how I never notice this particular portion of my skull until it's being bashed against the edge of a hair salon sink.

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    16. OK, now I REALLY need to go. Can I just sneak out of this chair and go to the bathroom?

    17. OK, that's way too much hair on the floor.

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    Is there a way of gluing some of it back?

    18. It feels like we're heading dangerously into mullet territory now.

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    I need to prepare myself for life with a mullet. This is who I am now.

    19. Hairspray in my eye, hairspray in my eye.

    20. OK, now the big reveal. I'm scared.

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    I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so... afraid of having a bowl cut.

    21. OH MY GODDESS. I AM PERFECTION.

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    22. This will be destroyed as soon as I take a shower.

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