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16 Embarrassing Things That Happen When You Go Shopping

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1. Being overwhelmed by the smells and sounds of a trendy store and wondering if it's because you're old / uncool / old and uncool.

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It smells like patchouli and sounds like a Miami Beach night club. Why?

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5. Picking something out and then trying to fold it back and realizing you can't master this wizard-level level of folding.

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9. Regretting everything you've ever liked as you wait in line for the dressing room, but being too ashamed to put it all back.

13. Discovering that nothing you've tried on fits but not wanting to admit it.

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I'm just going to put all of these things back on the rack and hope no one notices. I can neither reach nor fold anything in this loud, patchouli-scented nightmare store.

14. Finally getting to the register and needing a price check.

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"JERRY, can you check how much the velveteen hot pants on clearance are? Yeah, yup, going to go ahead and wait for you to do that because this JERKFACE SHOPPER brought me the only pair without a price tag. Yeah, no, we'll just hold up the entire line while you check on that, Jerry. Thanks."

15. Realizing right after you've purchased something that you already have it at home.

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This is the seventh striped shirt I've bought this year. What am I doing.

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