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16 Embarrassing Things That Happen When You Go Shopping

ATTENTION PEOPLE WHO DESIGN DRESSING ROOMS: curtains are not doors.

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1. Being overwhelmed by the smells and sounds of a trendy store and wondering if it's because you're old / uncool / old and uncool.

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It smells like patchouli and sounds like a Miami Beach night club. Why?

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13. Discovering that nothing you've tried on fits but not wanting to admit it.

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I'm just going to put all of these things back on the rack and hope no one notices. I can neither reach nor fold anything in this loud, patchouli-scented nightmare store.

14. Finally getting to the register and needing a price check.

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"JERRY, can you check how much the velveteen hot pants on clearance are? Yeah, yup, going to go ahead and wait for you to do that because this JERKFACE SHOPPER brought me the only pair without a price tag. Yeah, no, we'll just hold up the entire line while you check on that, Jerry. Thanks."