27 Tweets About Being Latino That Are Way Too Real
No chill, but plenty of chisme.
1. When the holiday season has its downside:
"y tu novio" season is approaching.
2. When we get creative and inventive:
"Espray" = #Spanglish for #Sprite #LatinosBeLike 😂
3. When abuela is always watching:
Stepped outside with pelo mojado. Low key felt like my mom was side eyeing me through the window. #LatinoProblems
4. When we know what you mean, no worries:
No ma'am 😂😂😂 #Jachiros #HotCheetos #LMAO #LatinosBeLike #StickyPromo #TheHouseTONIGHT
5. When the fridge is filled with (hidden) treasures:
me: mom what's this? her: oh ur abuela made some soup #latinaproblems #deadass
6. When this is so real and you can't even explain why:
cuando tu papa esta leyendo un mensaje
7. When you're handed an airhorn upon birth:
Where do you even buy all these air horns?! #latinoproblems
8. When you might as well be Thomas Edison:
My mom says "no inventes" but I keep inventando #SpanishMom #LatinaProblems
9. When your novi@ is in for a surprise:
So my boyfriend just unexpectedly met my parents... And my grandma.... And my nina.... And my cousin... 😅😂🙈 #LatinoProblems
10. ... and you are, too:
Just met a new cousin today 😂😂😂 #latinoproblems
11. When "dale que tu puedes" gets you through the day:
Why hasn't someone invented an app that compliments you using Pitbull's voice???? #pitbull #latinaproblems
12. When you know there IS such a thing as a stupid question:
"Where are you from?" Virginia "But where are you really from?" Centreville, Virginia..... #latinoproblems
13. When things escalate:
For real though. #latinaproblems
14. When you're the whole band:
driving & listening to Salsa music your steering wheel, door & dash all become instruments for your hands to smack around #LatinoProblems
15. When some choices are just impossible:
@LatinoKidProbs #latinaproblems #ChooseOne
16. When you make yourself hard to find on weekend mornings:
Como cuando llegas a casa de tu madre y te pide que limpies. #normal #latinoproblems
17. When you're Puerto Rican but your phone is not:
My phone needs to stop auto correcting "Wepa" #latinoproblems
18. When silence is golden but drama is platinum:
LOL Hispanic moms have noooo chill 😂 #latinoproblems
19. When you've got the cure for everything:
When you're at a BBQ and ask for repellent but they pull out Vicks instead. #LatinoProblems @LeJuan__James
20. When we all remember this phase:
Sometimes I feel like my reggaeton past still hunts me 😜#latinaproblems #gasolina #hahaha (Vine by @lelepons)
21. When there's only one way to communicate effectively:
Haha idk why my family and I yell into the iPad though. #latinostruggles
22. When you don't need to get all fancy with hot dog buns:
Sliced bread is a commodity for us Latinos.
23. When your cell phone is your lifeline during important moments:
Si me llegan a suspender la cuenta, me quedo sin leer chisme mientras cago
24. When you realize you're that one friend:
@cristela9 is my new fave comedian! Love her! #FUSECOMEDY #latinaproblems #NCLR15
25. When guilt is elevated to an art form:
#GrowingUpHispanic when u do something wrong and you get the "cuando yo me muera" speech
26. When you know how to flirt in Spanglish:
Chisme & chill ?
27. And finally, when you've got pride and shit:
Me when I double text people