1. Should we go with "Happy Holidays" or "Merry Chrismukkah"?
2. Does this mean we need to give DOUBLE the amount of presents?
3. ... And can we expect to receive twice the presents, too?
4. How come there are no Hanukkah carols?
5. ... And, actually, will Adam Sandler's "Hanukkah Song" ever get out of my head?
6. Is it OK for adults to watch The Rugrats Hanukkah and Christmas specials all afternoon?
7. If our relatives ask us which religion we're picking for our child, are we allowed to leave?
8. Why does Elf on a Shelf exist?
9. Why does Mensch on a Bench exist?
10. If we combine Hanukkah and Christmas into one holiday, will our loved ones get mad?
11. Is placing a menorah and an Advent wreath next to each other a fire hazard?
12. WWJD?
13. Is there a way to eat both latkes and an entire gingerbread house without gaining weight?
14. Is any of this kosher?
15. Is a Santa Hat yarmulke cheesy or clever?
16. Why aren't there more gentle, wholesome family movies about Hanukkah?
17. This means we get to drink twice as much, correct?
18. Should I buy the "Oy To The World" banner I saw at Target?
