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How Awkward Are You Compared To Everyone Else?

Take this HIGHLY SCIENTIFIC poll to find out.

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  1. 1. When greeting someone you don't know, you...

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    Offer your hand for a handshake.
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    Go in for a hug.
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    Stare dead ahead and visualize yourself in a nice, calm place without any other humans.
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1. When greeting someone you don't know, you...
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    Offer your hand for a handshake.
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    Go in for a hug.
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    Stare dead ahead and visualize yourself in a nice, calm place without any other humans.
  1. 2. When posing for a group picture, you look...

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    Like you're having a great time with people you love.
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    Like someone who is making a funny face to desperately mask how unphotogenic they are.
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    Like a frightened turtle.
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2. When posing for a group picture, you look...
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    Like you're having a great time with people you love.
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    Like someone who is making a funny face to desperately mask how unphotogenic they are.
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    Like a frightened turtle.
  1. 3. When a waiter tells you to enjoy your meal, your immediate response is...

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    Thank you!
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    You too!
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    Yummy, yummy, in my tummy.
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3. When a waiter tells you to enjoy your meal, your immediate response is...
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    Thank you!
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    You too!
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    Yummy, yummy, in my tummy.
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  1. 4. Whenever you dance in public, you look...

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    Pretty hot, tbh.
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    Like you're having fun. Who cares if you're not exactly Beyoncé?
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    Like a hot dog. That is falling.
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4. Whenever you dance in public, you look...
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    Pretty hot, tbh.
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    Like you're having fun. Who cares if you're not exactly Beyoncé?
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    Like a hot dog. That is falling.
  1. 5. When going on a first date, you...

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    Feel nervous and excited.
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    Feel terrified.
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    Feel fine now, because you cancelled the date in a panic five minutes ago.
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5. When going on a first date, you...
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    Feel nervous and excited.
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    Feel terrified.
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    Feel fine now, because you cancelled the date in a panic five minutes ago.
  1. 6. What is the best way to let your crush know you're interested?

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    Say hi.
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    Stammer uncontrollably while staring at your crush's perfect face.
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    Cry, loudly.
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6. What is the best way to let your crush know you're interested?
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    Say hi.
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    Stammer uncontrollably while staring at your crush's perfect face.
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    Cry, loudly.
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  1. 7. When casually Instagram-stalking someone, you...

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    Go through a few of their pictures and then move on to something else.
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    Accidentally like a picture they took two years ago and panic.
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    Like and unlike seven different pictures nine times each and then send them a message letting them know you're moving to another country immediately.
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7. When casually Instagram-stalking someone, you...
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    Go through a few of their pictures and then move on to something else.
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    Accidentally like a picture they took two years ago and panic.
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    Like and unlike seven different pictures nine times each and then send them a message letting them know you're moving to another country immediately.
  1. 8. Your laugh is best compared to...

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    Angels singing beside a gentle brook.
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    Geese gently honking their beloved goose songs.
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    A fart in a vat of pudding.
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8. Your laugh is best compared to...
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    Angels singing beside a gentle brook.
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    Geese gently honking their beloved goose songs.
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    A fart in a vat of pudding.
  1. 9. What if I told you that you have something in your teeth?

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    I'd excuse myself and go check a mirror.
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    I'd try to pick it out with my fingernails while making a series of unsavory facial expressions.
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    I'd try to pick it out, then accidentally plummet down a manhole into the sewer.
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9. What if I told you that you have something in your teeth?
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    I'd excuse myself and go check a mirror.
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    I'd try to pick it out with my fingernails while making a series of unsavory facial expressions.
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    I'd try to pick it out, then accidentally plummet down a manhole into the sewer.
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  1. 10. Freudian slips happen to you...

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    Pretty rarely, and you can always just laugh them off.
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    Constantly and it's mortifying.
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    Penis.
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10. Freudian slips happen to you...
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    Pretty rarely, and you can always just laugh them off.
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    Constantly and it's mortifying.
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    Penis.
  1. 11. When standing outside a group of people talking, you...

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    Enter seamlessly when you have something worthwhile to add.
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    Try 18 times to get a word in, but no one notices.
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    Accidentally sneeze out a giant booger as everyone turns to look at you, horrified.
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11. When standing outside a group of people talking, you...
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    Enter seamlessly when you have something worthwhile to add.
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    Try 18 times to get a word in, but no one notices.
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    Accidentally sneeze out a giant booger as everyone turns to look at you, horrified.
  1. 12. When making out, you...

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    Become lost in the moment. xoxo
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    Open your eyes every so often to see if the other person has their eyes open too.
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    Forget how mouths work.
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12. When making out, you...
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    Become lost in the moment. xoxo
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    Open your eyes every so often to see if the other person has their eyes open too.
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    Forget how mouths work.
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  1. 13. You've just tripped on the sidewalk. Now what?

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    Keep... walking? What's the big deal?
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    Pretend you were dancing.
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    Just stay on the ground, forever. It's best this way.
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13. You've just tripped on the sidewalk. Now what?
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    Keep... walking? What's the big deal?
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    Pretend you were dancing.
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    Just stay on the ground, forever. It's best this way.
  1. 14. You signature seductive move is...

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    Nothing. You don't need a "signature move"; that's corny.
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    Winking.
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    Winking repeatedly and maniacally while wearing a look of pure dread.
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14. You signature seductive move is...
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    Nothing. You don't need a "signature move"; that's corny.
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    Winking.
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    Winking repeatedly and maniacally while wearing a look of pure dread.
  1. 15. When you wave back at someone who was actually waving to the person behind you, you...

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    Laugh, say "my bad!" and move on.
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    Pretend you were waving at someone behind the waver.
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    Wave both hands for an entire minute as tears fall down your face.
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15. When you wave back at someone who was actually waving to the person behind you, you...
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    Laugh, say "my bad!" and move on.
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    Pretend you were waving at someone behind the waver.
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    Wave both hands for an entire minute as tears fall down your face.
  1. 16. When you run into someone you know, you...

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    Go up and ask how they've been doing.
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    Avoid eye contact and hope they don't see you.
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    Knock over a display of giant dildos with a loud crash as you attempt to run away.
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16. When you run into someone you know, you...
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    Go up and ask how they've been doing.
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    Avoid eye contact and hope they don't see you.
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    Knock over a display of giant dildos with a loud crash as you attempt to run away.
 
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