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    12 Charts That Perfectly Describe Being Cuban

    ...Y se acabó el pan.

    1. Why you can never find margarine at home:

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    But if you need six tubs of sofrito, you're in luck.

    2. Why Kiki always loses the tiki-tiki:

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    Ay, Kiki.

    3. Why we don't have time to explain why this question is ~fraught~:

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    Also, for many of us: Can you really go back to a place you've never been?

    4. Why you should never ask what's for dinner:

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    😯

    5. Why we try to be good all year long:

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    Gardening for my haters.

    6. Why we need our own dictionary:

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    Croquetas are everything, really.

    7. Why it's important to remember that every Pitbull is a dawg, but not every dog is a pit bull:

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    Also, that cocos are the most dangerous of treats.

    8. Why you'll never win:

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    Eat up! But stop.

    9. Why you never believe your parents when they say this:

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    Please don't leave a voice message saying you've called 777 times. I can see the lie. I CAN SEE IT.

    10. Why café Cubano is IT:

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    Really enjoying this cup of water that was once in the same room as coffee, I guess.

    11. Why WE'RE NOT YELLING; WE JUST LIKE YOU:

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    THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY BAD WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO SHARE PRIVATE CHISME.

    12. Why you'll always know what it's like to be a part of, yet removed from, two places at once:

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    It's OK. We're all in this little space together. And we brought croquetas.