THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Queen Bey, Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter, first of her name, queen of the stage and the high note, breaker of chains, slayer of Coachella, and former Child of Destiny just released dates for her Renaissance world tour.
Yes, you heard me. Early on this fine Black History Month morning, Beyoncé officially dropped her tour dates, and the internet is freaking out. Take a look at the chaos:
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Just woke up and the first thing I see is Beyoncé tour announcement
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BEYONCÉ RENAISSANCE TOUR ANNOUCNED ??????(I’m so broke)???????
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everyone waking up to see beyoncé announced the renaissance tour
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Beyoncé better price those tickets like someone who told people to quit their jobs last July 😭😭😭
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Me at beyonce's tour after selling my kidney to buy the tickets
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securing my Beyoncé tickets as we speak
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I do love the sheer chaos of Beyoncé announcing the tour on the first day of Black History Month.
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Beyoncé said, “don’t play with it, don’t play with it, don’t play with it”
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*Beyoncé announces Renaissance tour* My bank account:
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me making my way thru the ticketmaster q for Beyoncé tickets
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Completely obsessed with Beyoncé’s Renaissance Tour announcement drowning out Tom Brady’s re-retirement announcement 🤭
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me to every non-Black person on ticketmaster trying to get beyoncé tickets
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IRS: ‘Your tax refund will be deposited in 21 days.’ Beyonce:
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Me when Ticketmaster releases Beyoncé’s tour tickets 😭
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Everyone that took Beyoncé’s job advice in Break my Soul when they see the Renaissance World Tour prices
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me thinking about how i'm gonna buy beyoncé tickets
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Beyoncé said “RENT?!?!” What’s that?!? Anyways come see me
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me in the ticketmaster queue for beyoncé tickets
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my parents: “WHO SOLD THE HOUSE???” Me while at Beyoncé’s renaissance tour:
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i heard beyoncé pulls people from the crowd at random in order to sacrifice them ON stage to the illuminati like nobody should be buying tickets to this https://t.co/pztuLj1ENz
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Five bills stand before me, but because of Beyoncé and these tour tickets, I can only choose one.
How much are you willing to pay for tickets? Let me know in the comments.
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