*Cracks back.* As a millennial inching further up in age, I've had more than one time when my Gen Z sister made me feel old. She doesn't remember picking movies out from Blockbuster, she's fascinated by vinyl, and she just called yesterday to ask what a 401(k) is. Am I officially an elder? Help.
And I'm not alone. Millennials across the internet are being hit with day-to-day moments that make them remember how fast time can move. So here are some of my favorite laugh-so-you-don't-cry jokes from those of us who are gettin' up there:
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I am in Target. I am trying to buy a photo album. I asked where they might be. Worker did not know what a photo album was. I said it was a place to keep pictures. He sent me to the tech aisle. He assumed I wanted memory to store more pictures on my phone. I am 1 billion years old
I regret to inform you that my brain will think it's the year 2000 until the day I die. When is 30 years ago? 1970. How long ago were the '90s? 10 years ago. thank you for your understanding in this matter.
— Lane Moore📕Denver 5/12-5/13, NYC 5/26 (@hellolanemoore) October 19, 2020
If you want to know why Gen X’ers are always mad it’s because we had to replace our record collections with a tape collection that was then replaced with a cd collection that was then replaced with MP3’s and damn it how many time must I pay to listen to grunge
