Skip To Content

    Brennon From "Love Is Blind" Has The Most Unhinged Instagram Captions, And It's Both Surprising And Hilarious

    You may have thought Alexa had the big personality among the pair, but it looks like Brennon has been hiding his inner City Girl from us all.

    🚨 WARNING: Massive Love is Blind spoilers ahead! 🚨

    This season of Love Is Blind has been chaotic, to say the least. From multiple engaged men hitting on women outside of their relationships, to the now-infamous Cuties moment, to even the flies in Cole's toilet — viewers have been taken on the messiest of rides (and we love it).

    However, among the mess, there stood out a particularly wholesome oasis of a couple: Brennon and Alexa.

    From the beginning, Alexa and Brennon set out to find love in the pods, and they built a connection that saw little to no conflict. There were no fights, and the only drama centered around a brief moment when Alexa revealed that Brennon can sometimes be a little too...enthusiastic...during their intimate time. Otherwise, the couple truly encapsulated the show's mission of proving love can be built sight unseen, and they became one of two pairs to choose marriage in the end.

    And that's all fine and dandy, but today we're here because the show has ended and viewers who can't get enough of the couples (and singles) have turned to their social media pages for more...

    ...and Brennon — whose demeanor on the show came across as serious, traditional, and not very goofy (especially when compared to Alexa) — has been posting photos with the most unhinged captions.

    Like this simple pic of him enjoying a meal?

    The caption: Get that bread, get that head, then leave.

    Caption saying "Get that bread, get that head, then leave"

    Like, excuse me? When did Brennon become a City Girl?

    And it doesn't end there! 

    The wholesome pic:

    The caption: Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass beach.

    I thought Brennon would listen to country music on his cute farm, not Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion.

    The pic:

    The caption: 'Cause you know how sticky it get.

    Like sir, you're sitting in a swing. WHAT'S STICKY?

    A calm poolside moment:

    The caption: OnlyFans coming soon.

    The night out:

    The caption: Beat it up like piñatas.

    And finally, the rodeo:

    And the cowboy: I'll take you for a ride on my big green tractor.

    Fans in his comment section love the chaos.

    One person commented "Hilarious" while another said, "Alexa get your man. These captions have me weak"

    And some think it's Alexa who has been writing them.

    One person said, "LOL you know @alexaalfia has had to taken ahold of these captions"

    I like to believe Brennon had this side to him all along. But who knows? Maybe Alexa just wanted to give her man's Insta a face-lift.