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    Balenciaga Teamed Up With Crocs To Make Stilettos, And People Won't Stop Making Jokes

    The collab that no one asked for.

    I — I'm honestly not even sure where to begin.

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    In a move that can only be defined as blasphemous, Balenciaga — yes, Balenciaga, the luxury fashion house — partnered with Crocs for their spring 2020 collection. And this was the result:

    Balenciaga Crocs are here because hey why not?

    Twitter: @KimBhasin / Via Twitter: @KimBhasin

    The collection boasts the stiletto Crocs seen above, as well as knee-high boots that look like the classic rain boot style, but covered in a layer of Nickelodeon slime.

    Balenciaga and Crocs unveil their newest collab, stiletto clogs and platform rain boots. Slated for 2022. Would you buy it?

    Twitter: @BuzzingPop / Via Twitter: @BuzzingPop

    Both shoes made their runway debut on Sunday, and it's really...somethin'.

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    And, because the internet is the internet, everyone has a lot of opinions — and jokes — when it comes to what I'm labeling as one of the strangest collabs ever. Here are some of the best reactions:

    1.

    We are all struggling with the transition from comfort wear to real clothes (but these are absurd) https://t.co/Z0qGkrMFUi

    Twitter: @KellyMayes / Via Twitter: @KellyMayes

    2.

    Cue the @backstreetboys song, "Tell Me Why"! https://t.co/O0auXQXU0C

    Twitter: @OnAirKristen / Via Twitter: @OnAirKristen

    3.

    Imagine going on a date with this.. how lovely 😍😂 https://t.co/VHyX3NdxJy

    Twitter: @Talar___ / Via Twitter: @Talar___

    4.

    Every day we stray further from god's light https://t.co/0yRm4EqA5B

    Twitter: @andizeisler / Via Twitter: @andizeisler

    5.

    Up in the club with crocs heels https://t.co/HOyANBhSd4

    Twitter: @aniceburrito / Via Twitter: @aniceburrito

    6.

    History repeats https://t.co/PLVaQ3GcLm

    Twitter: @steviexmcfly / Via Twitter: @steviexmcfly

    7.

    These stiletto Crocs are about to become the staple for men’s fashion in the city of Atlanta https://t.co/JxIaOGoAJV

    Twitter: @DonRubix / Via Twitter: @DonRubix

    8.

    Balenciagnah https://t.co/X70xwzsO8a

    Twitter: @cathydinas / Via Twitter: @cathydinas

    9.

    Kill it before it lays eggs 😶 https://t.co/owjFqec59B

    Twitter: @Grosvenor_MB / Via Twitter: @Grosvenor_MB

    10.

    Lmaoo anybody wearing these getting roasted. Flat out. Up and down roast. https://t.co/iY9TB5ujW0

    Twitter: @positivi_Dee / Via Twitter: @positivi_Dee

    11.

    *extremely Cardi B voice* 🎶 I like those balenciagas, the ones that look like crocs 🎶 https://t.co/ZX18cIQHJg

    Twitter: @_ms_flood / Via Twitter: @_ms_flood

    What do you think about the shoes? Club-worthy? Date-worthy? Dare I even say, wedding-worthy? Let us know in the comments.