I — I'm honestly not even sure where to begin.
In a move that can only be defined as blasphemous, Balenciaga — yes, Balenciaga, the luxury fashion house — partnered with Crocs for their spring 2020 collection. And this was the result:
Balenciaga Crocs are here because hey why not?
The collection boasts the stiletto Crocs seen above, as well as knee-high boots that look like the classic rain boot style, but covered in a layer of Nickelodeon slime.
Balenciaga and Crocs unveil their newest collab, stiletto clogs and platform rain boots. Slated for 2022. Would you buy it?
Both shoes made their runway debut on Sunday, and it's really...somethin'.
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And, because the internet is the internet, everyone has a lot of opinions — and jokes — when it comes to what I'm labeling as one of the strangest collabs ever. Here are some of the best reactions:
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We are all struggling with the transition from comfort wear to real clothes (but these are absurd) https://t.co/Z0qGkrMFUi
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Cue the @backstreetboys song, "Tell Me Why"! https://t.co/O0auXQXU0C
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Imagine going on a date with this.. how lovely 😍😂 https://t.co/VHyX3NdxJy
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Every day we stray further from god's light https://t.co/0yRm4EqA5B
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Up in the club with crocs heels https://t.co/HOyANBhSd4
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History repeats https://t.co/PLVaQ3GcLm
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These stiletto Crocs are about to become the staple for men’s fashion in the city of Atlanta https://t.co/JxIaOGoAJV
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Balenciagnah https://t.co/X70xwzsO8a
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Kill it before it lays eggs 😶 https://t.co/owjFqec59B
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Lmaoo anybody wearing these getting roasted. Flat out. Up and down roast. https://t.co/iY9TB5ujW0
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*extremely Cardi B voice* 🎶 I like those balenciagas, the ones that look like crocs 🎶 https://t.co/ZX18cIQHJg