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23 Things That All Bath People Know To Be Completely True

Showers are for peasants.

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2. You have accessories like a bath tray and pillow, and if you forget something before getting in you will risk soaking the bathroom floor to get it.

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It's not a worthy bath if you don't have all of the necessary accoutrements.

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4. You do your best reading in the tub, and you're not above spending as long as it takes to race to the finish of a page-turner.

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150 pages left? No problem.

6. You have tried to precariously balance your computer on every surface in the bathroom in order to catch up on the latest shows.

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Your Apple Care plan is still valid, right?

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10. You could probably put contortionist on your resumé due to the practice you've gotten trying to fully submerge all of your limbs into the water.

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13. You've been known to take photos of yourself in the tub even though you're basically naked.

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Totally Insta-worthy.

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17. You know how lucky you are if your tub has a side faucet.

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#blessed. 🙌

18. You know that sharing the bath with someone really takes away from the bathing experience, especially if someone has to angle their head around the faucet.

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20. You have very strong opinions about whether or not you should wash your hair or shave in the bath and you feel passionate about it either way.

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And you're not afraid to judge the "wrong" opinion and over-talk about it.

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