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19 Things That Definitely Do Not Happen At New Year's Parties

Life within stock photos is curious and fancy. Oh, and also not real.

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1. This is how all of my friends dress for a NYE party, too.

NOT.
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NOT.

2. This way, also.

NOT.
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NOT.

3. Glamourous full-length gowns for all!

NOT.
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NOT.

4. LOL so much carefree fun and no drunk weirdos or drink-spillage!

NOT.
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NOT.

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5. So much totally normal flawless lighting!

NOT.
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NOT.

6. DJ Calcium Deficiency always spins my favorite NYE playlist with his fancy dancers.

NOT.
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NOT.

7. Confetti showers for all!

NOT.
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8. Classy champagne in a ~real~ glass and sparkly backdrop!

NOT.
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NOT.

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9. Nobody is ever crowded on the dance floor!

NOT.
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NOT.

10. NEVER EVER CROWDED.

NOT.
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11. No one behind or around us anywhere, just photoshop sparkles for days.

NOT.
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NOT.

12. Damn, this was going to be what I wore to ring in the new year.

NOT.
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NOT.

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13. Retro champagne toast realness!

NOT.
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14. Let the ball drop like Miley told it it to!

NOT.
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NOT.

15. AHAHAHA streamers are the most fun!

NOT.
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NOT.

16. I am so coy! My midnight kiss is surely on its way!

NOT.
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NOT.

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17. Fur coats and not at all smudged bold-lip laughter with my bae.

NOT.
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NOT.

18. Empty bar for easy drink access all night long!

NOT.
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NOT.

19. After the party everyone throws out garbage from their spotless house in their sparkly dress!

NOT.
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NOT.