Do you channel your inner Fat Amy on the daily?
You are Australian.You hold notes for as long as possible.You crush it regularly.You have threatened to "pitch-slap" someone.You look on the bright side of misfortune, because hey, at least it's not herpes.You have been hit by flying Mexican food.You would leave it behind your ear to fuel your hate-fire.You have a secret crush on a jerk.You have that jerk's number.Your friends wonder why you have that jerk's number.You have no problem admitting to that jerk that he's not necessarily a panty-dropper.You like the spotlight, you're not gonna lie.You changed your name so that people wouldn't call you names behind your back.But not even that name is your real name, ahem, Patricia.Sometimes you have the feeling you can do crystal meth, but then you think, mmm... better not.You will not be put down for cardio.If you are, it's for horizontal running.But maybe sometimes you wish that you took the cardio tip a bit more seriously.You can sing.You are good at modern dance.You are good at olden dance.You are good at mermaid dance.You appreciate that mermaid dance is a lot of floor work.You would do anything for your friends.You think God punishes gingers.You don't think there's ever really a good enough reason to use the word "penetrate."When you're mad, you unleash the kraken.You think sock puppets are genius.You can't stand when people don't use real words.But you encourage them to keep trying. They. Will. Get. There.You've wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously.You have a friend that has gone to jail.You have called them Shawshank.You're the designated driver.You know that the pump and dump is the only way to go.But you've accidentally run out of gas before.You're an open book.You're not really living unless you're 100% honest.You know that all that matters is that people have fat hearts.If someone pisses you off you're gonna finish 'em like a cheesecake.You feel the fat power.You're the comic relief in aca-awkward situations.You're always there to back up your friend in need.You consider yourself to be rather strong.You don't like it when your friends shout.