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My Barber Cut My Hair In A Really Vain Way Without Telling Me!!!!

In an attempt at quiet benevolence my Barber made me look like a tool.

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I had my glasses off when I was getting the haircut and I generally just don't pay any attention to anything, but this side is definitely longer than the other one right? Like, almost too much longer to be a mistake?

I figured it out, look:

The extra hair covers the most seriously receding area of my hairline, my barber made the decision to cut my hair this way without telling me. ARE YOU KIDDING DUDE?

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LIE TO PEOPLE ON MY BEHALF. I'VE BEEN WALKING AROUND FOR THREE DAYS WITH A LITTLE TURRET ON MY HEAD BECAUSE YOU'RE ASHAMED OF MY RECEDING HAIRLINE? WELL I'M NOT ASHAMED OF MY RECEDING HAIRLINE ASSHOLE AND WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEARN TO BARB ANYWAY? JUST CUTTING PEOPLE'S HAIR THE WAY YOU THINK IT SHOULD BE CUT WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE, AM I GOING TO DISCOVER A LITTLE SWAN SHAVED INTO THE BACK OF MY HEAD NEXT WEEK, IS THIS YOUR GAME?

Okay It's Not A Huge Deal

But now I'm faced with the ultimatum of either utilizing this weird little half toupee made of my own hair or pushing it up into a Kramery sort of peak and walking around looking like a staircase. Do your barbers just do shit to you? Is that barber-normal? Do a lot of barbers consider themselves artists, am I being disrespectful to this guy's spirit of creativity?

He was a weird barber. There was a handle of smirnoff and a bunch of tiny plastic shot glasses sitting on a counter and when I left the barber made me take a shot. He didn't do one himself, just me. I'm probably going to him next time I need a haircut.

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