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25 Problems Every Short Man Faces In His Life

Sometimes it's inconvenient being so close to the ground.

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1. Having to stand on your toes so the urinal doesn't touch your junk.

Via worldgoisunews.blogspot.com

Some urinals are not meant for men 5'7'' and under.

9. Jumping up to try and reach the pull-up bar at the gym.

The height of these chin up bars is too damn high... Not ashamed to use a bench as a step stool... Shortmanproblems.

Jimmy Whisenhunt@jimmywhis

The height of these chin up bars is too damn high... Not ashamed to use a bench as a step stool... Shortmanproblems.

10:39 AM - 30 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. Never being able to reach far enough to hit the ball when playing pool.

Sometimes you just have to get on top of the table to get that hit.

13. Finding clever ways to reach top shelves while shopping.

For some odd reason the things you need will always be out of reach.

17. Attempting to do yoga because it apparently makes you look taller.

These stretches straighten your posture, and can therefore make you a few inches taller

Weird Hacks & Facts@TheWeirdWorld

These stretches straighten your posture, and can therefore make you a few inches taller

10:06 PM - 20 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

18. Struggling while cooking because kitchen cabinets are apparently only meant for tall people.

19. Not being able to touch the floor or even the stool step when sitting down.

Stupid new McDonald's chairs, can't touch the foot rest makes it uncomfortable to sit #shortmanproblems

Eric Anderson@EA_Dordt20

Stupid new McDonald's chairs, can't touch the foot rest makes it uncomfortable to sit #shortmanproblems

2:21 PM - 01 May 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

20. Purchasing short shorts that turn out to be regular shorts when you wear them.

@WBatterbury quote: 'they said on the internet they were short shorts' #shortmanproblems #dwarf

Max Harvey@MaxHarvey_12

@WBatterbury quote: 'they said on the internet they were short shorts' #shortmanproblems #dwarf

8:14 AM - 25 Mar 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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