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25 Problems Every Short Man Faces In His Life

Sometimes it's inconvenient being so close to the ground.

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1. Having to stand on your toes so the urinal doesn't touch your junk.

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Some urinals are not meant for men 5'7'' and under.

2. Never being able to find dates on dating apps because people only date tall men.

3. When your girlfriend is taller than you and decides to wear heels.

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You'll instantly become a dwarf and she'll become a giant.

4. Spending 10 minutes modifying your seat and steering wheel so you can reach the pedals.

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5. Carrying a stool around because your never know when you'll need that extra foot.

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6. Being bad at basketball because you'll never get past the tall, lanky people.

There's just no way you will get past all the tall players.
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There's just no way you will get past all the tall players.

7. Suffering from neck pains because of lengthy conversations with tall co-workers.

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8. Fearing that you may never make as much as your tall co-worker.

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9. Jumping up to try and reach the pull-up bar at the gym.

The height of these chin up bars is too damn high... Not ashamed to use a bench as a step stool... Shortmanproblems.

Jimmy Whisenhunt@jimmywhis

The height of these chin up bars is too damn high... Not ashamed to use a bench as a step stool... Shortmanproblems.

10:39 AM - 30 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. Never being able to reach far enough to hit the ball when playing pool.

Sometimes you just have to get on top of the table to get that hit.

11. Having to tailor every suit you buy because they don't make suits in your precise size.

Finding blazers that are 34-S is close to impossible.
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Finding blazers that are 34-S is close to impossible.

12. You pretend to shop for your nephew in the kids section when you're really just shopping for yourself.

It's like buying fitted clothes.
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It's like buying fitted clothes.

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13. Finding clever ways to reach top shelves while shopping.

For some odd reason the things you need will always be out of reach.

14. People thinking you are not well-endowed because of your height.

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It's a myth, people!

15. Being carried by everyone because they think you are light as a feather just because you're short.

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16. Gaining 5 pounds will always show.

There is no hiding it, so you better jump right back on that treadmill.
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There is no hiding it, so you better jump right back on that treadmill.

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17. Attempting to do yoga because it apparently makes you look taller.

These stretches straighten your posture, and can therefore make you a few inches taller

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These stretches straighten your posture, and can therefore make you a few inches taller

10:06 PM - 20 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

18. Struggling while cooking because kitchen cabinets are apparently only meant for tall people.

19. Not being able to touch the floor or even the stool step when sitting down.

Stupid new McDonald's chairs, can't touch the foot rest makes it uncomfortable to sit #shortmanproblems

Eric Anderson@EA_Dordt20

Stupid new McDonald's chairs, can't touch the foot rest makes it uncomfortable to sit #shortmanproblems

2:21 PM - 01 May 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

20. Purchasing short shorts that turn out to be regular shorts when you wear them.

@WBatterbury quote: 'they said on the internet they were short shorts' #shortmanproblems #dwarf

Max Harvey@MaxHarvey_12

@WBatterbury quote: 'they said on the internet they were short shorts' #shortmanproblems #dwarf

8:14 AM - 25 Mar 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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21. Fearing that you wont be able to ride your favorite roller coaster.

22. Always being used as an armrest by your gigantic friends.

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23. Not being able to touch the bottom of the pool past the 5 ft. mark.

24. Always having awkward hugs with people that are taller than you.

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25. And having to stand at the front in group pictures or you get lost in the back.