1. This funny response:
me when im 30 with no kids Doctor: ur biological clock is ticking me: tik tok on the clock but th party dont stop no
2. An honest statement:
I genuinely do not know how to flirt...I only know how to act a fool
3. This strategy:
My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they're braver than I am
4. Or this strategy — a remake of a classic cheesy pickup line:
did it hurt when u fell from the vending machine? cuz u a snack
5. And this thought that's actually quite relatable:
laying in bed thinkin bout how many guys have probably chosen to kill me when playing fuck marry kill
6. This reaction:
*press for love and affection* me:
7. And this one:
Alexa...play everybody dat played me
8. This all too common conversation:
Family: Why would you get tattoos? They’re expensive and painful to get and they are PERMANENT! Also family: Have a baby :)
9. This mood:
I hate when you delete someone’s number and ur iPhone comes back with “Maybe:” maybe nothing bitch
10. And this one:
Missing someone is such a useless, unproductive emotion. I would like to uninstall pls
11. This logical conclusion:
Single at 23: “I have to go out and meet someone!” Single at 29: “If it’s meant to be the right person will find me in my home.”
12. And this one:
I’m bouta start sleeping at 6 pm https://t.co/pkTtmK2vZo
13. This important announcement:
shoot yo shot bc fall festivities are coming
14. And this one:
When the fine chick in the group feeling my homeboy more than me, so I gotta show her his hairline
15. An offensive costume idea, TBH:
My culture is not a costume https://t.co/AQac5Eeanc
16. This delusional response:
me: *never talks to crush* crush: *starts dating someone else* me:
17. And a perplexed response:
18. This expectation:
I never want to get pregnant because having a living spawn correlates to Facebook being my social media of choice
19. This moment of silence:
A moment of silence for our fallen soldier https://t.co/WMeWjDYVHH
20. And this one that's actually pretty fair:
Shooters shoot
Wrong time my friend.
21. And this declaration:
Me at the pumpkin patch looking for the perfect one 👌🏽
22. This v relatable reaction:
⠀ https://t.co/bVZtJ1KVH3
23. THIS reaction:
*two weeks after being ghosted by a boy* boy: how have you been? me: good wbu boy: *ghosts me again* me:
24. And finally, this burning question:
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