Community·Posted on Oct 3, 201824 Tweets You'll Only Appreciate If You've Ever Been Single AFYou've been warned.by alejandrabcruzCommunity ContributorApproved and edited by BuzzFeed Community Team 1. This funny response: 💀\o/💀 @zfedraws me when im 30 with no kids Doctor: ur biological clock is ticking me: tik tok on the clock but th party dont stop no 05:19 PM - 24 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. An honest statement: queen quen @quenblackwell I genuinely do not know how to flirt...I only know how to act a fool 03:03 AM - 01 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. This strategy: Kyle @ItsKyllle My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they're braver than I am 08:03 PM - 30 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Or this strategy — a remake of a classic cheesy pickup line: meg gasper @mgasper89 did it hurt when u fell from the vending machine? cuz u a snack 04:45 PM - 25 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. And this thought that's actually quite relatable: sally @defnotsally laying in bed thinkin bout how many guys have probably chosen to kill me when playing fuck marry kill 04:30 AM - 02 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. This reaction: ً @Necation *press for love and affection* me: 03:40 AM - 14 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. And this one: BreadGangBagg @MoneyBaggYo Alexa...play everybody dat played me 10:34 PM - 12 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. This all too common conversation: ditch pony @molly7anne Family: Why would you get tattoos? They’re expensive and painful to get and they are PERMANENT! Also family: Have a baby :) 02:55 PM - 17 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. This mood: Mo🐱 @modenx0 I hate when you delete someone’s number and ur iPhone comes back with “Maybe:” maybe nothing bitch 06:39 PM - 01 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. And this one: ' @chey_jx Missing someone is such a useless, unproductive emotion. I would like to uninstall pls 09:11 PM - 25 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. This logical conclusion: Allison Raskin @AllisonRaskin Single at 23: “I have to go out and meet someone!” Single at 29: “If it’s meant to be the right person will find me in my home.” 10:43 PM - 01 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. And this one: E @ErnanHR I’m bouta start sleeping at 6 pm https://t.co/pkTtmK2vZo 05:09 AM - 05 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. This important announcement: Lauren LaBlue @lauren_lablue shoot yo shot bc fall festivities are coming 10:09 PM - 03 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. And this one: Coochie @muhfugginjkells When the fine chick in the group feeling my homeboy more than me, so I gotta show her his hairline 04:50 PM - 23 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. An offensive costume idea, TBH: Jen @oxyjenesis My culture is not a costume https://t.co/AQac5Eeanc 08:29 AM - 21 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. This delusional response: Vitu$ @umcornell me: *never talks to crush* crush: *starts dating someone else* me: 12:26 AM - 22 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. And a perplexed response: non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder 06:00 PM - 11 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. This expectation: Natalie Reneé Muñoz @nataliereneem I never want to get pregnant because having a living spawn correlates to Facebook being my social media of choice 05:11 AM - 07 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. This moment of silence: 🕷🕸DEX🕸🕷 @htx_detxer A moment of silence for our fallen soldier https://t.co/WMeWjDYVHH 06:51 AM - 30 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. And this one that's actually pretty fair: austin🍒 @outsinned Shooters shoot 11:24 PM - 28 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Wrong time my friend. 21. And this declaration: Mike T @majtague Me at the pumpkin patch looking for the perfect one 👌🏽 11:40 PM - 01 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. This v relatable reaction: b @boujeesIut ⠀ https://t.co/bVZtJ1KVH3 01:41 AM - 01 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. THIS reaction: Orpheus⚚ @umcornell *two weeks after being ghosted by a boy* boy: how have you been? me: good wbu boy: *ghosts me again* me: 10:40 PM - 28 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. And finally, this burning question: Zachary Fox @zackfox 05:26 AM - 23 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Did you know you can sign up for a BuzzFeed Community account and create your own BuzzFeed posts? Here's a handy guide to help you start posting today!