1. When frozen yogurt goes too far:
I’m calling the health department, whole place getting shut down bitch and everybody goin to jail. I hope it was worth it. https://t.co/hWi4BZ5Pam
2. This water chugging strategy:
Real water drinkers like it room temp so they can chug. Y’all go sip ya lil cold waters elsewhere https://t.co/F8YLTuoxUM
3. A silly pun:
waiter: you can make any combination of pasta you want me: wow, there’s endless pastabilities lol waiter: me: waiter: get out
4. This totally realistic scenario:
The germs waiting 5 seconds after food falls on the floor
5. This would-be mishap:
I needed this laugh today lmfaoooo
6. This evil reaction:
The microwave when you take your food out and it’s still cold in the middle
7. When cheese-heads take things to the next level:
This don had to go to the 2nd floor to put the cheese on the monster burger and this is exactly the type of content I subscribe to https://t.co/7GFehB1amE
8. This proud display of water expertise:
before and after you discover the subreddit for a hobby
9. An understandable reaction:
if you offer me an Oreo and I bite into a wasabi flavored cookie, we’re throwing hands on sight https://t.co/sy0lExZT9r
10. This funny assumption:
The back of the bottle literally says “refrigerate after opening” and y’all still put it in the cabinet. Y’all don’t follow directions and that’s why y’all keep getting pregnant. https://t.co/gp4yKWaaha
11. This relatable flaw:
Going too hard on chips and salsa before i get my food is my biggest flaw
12. And this one:
it’s srsly so rude that guac turns brown
13. A sad realization:
I don't understand the mystique of coffee and cigarettes culture when just beyond the frame these cool people are shitting their guts out
14. And this one:
Pizza rolls are just Italian gushers
15. This fashion statement:
zendaya dressed like a la croix can and STILL looks good https://t.co/FutLKeqUuk
16. These critical thinking skills:
jfc: jesus fucking christ my last two brain cells: jentucky fried chicken
17. And this fact:
DOCTOR: have you been drinking enough fluids? ME: that’s literally all I drink
18. A strange meal prep routine:
My roommate meal prepped HIS FUCKIN CEREAL lmaooooo
19. And a not so strange request:
Why aren’t drive thru pasta places a thing
20. This relatable belief:
i love pretending caesar salad is healthy
21. And finally, THIS mess:
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO