Community·Posted on Oct 3, 201821 Tweets About Food That Are Outrageous, Hilarious, And Super RelatablePizza rolls are just Italian Gushers.by alejandrabcruzCommunity ContributorApproved and edited by BuzzFeed Community TeamFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. When frozen yogurt goes too far: thatfitnessgirl @Btrillaaa I’m calling the health department, whole place getting shut down bitch and everybody goin to jail. I hope it was worth it. https://t.co/hWi4BZ5Pam 03:04 AM - 14 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. This water chugging strategy: Nick Kershner @OpTicMaNiaC Real water drinkers like it room temp so they can chug. Y’all go sip ya lil cold waters elsewhere https://t.co/F8YLTuoxUM 04:46 PM - 18 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. A silly pun: cory @_coryrichardson waiter: you can make any combination of pasta you want me: wow, there’s endless pastabilities lol waiter: me: waiter: get out 01:44 AM - 12 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. This totally realistic scenario: Trashye @TrashyeWest The germs waiting 5 seconds after food falls on the floor 05:59 PM - 23 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. This would-be mishap: Tea 🥀 @LaBelle_Tiara I needed this laugh today lmfaoooo 05:48 PM - 19 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. This evil reaction: karson kardashian. 🏳️🌈 @fuckmeitscarson The microwave when you take your food out and it’s still cold in the middle 03:48 AM - 12 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. When cheese-heads take things to the next level: Stembü @ZuaKenya This don had to go to the 2nd floor to put the cheese on the monster burger and this is exactly the type of content I subscribe to https://t.co/7GFehB1amE 02:10 PM - 12 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. This proud display of water expertise: SungWon Cho (ProZD) @prozdkp before and after you discover the subreddit for a hobby 08:30 PM - 10 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. An understandable reaction: Tᴡᴇɴᴛʏ ᴊᴜᴀɴ sᴀᴠᴀɢᴇ @juannisaac if you offer me an Oreo and I bite into a wasabi flavored cookie, we’re throwing hands on sight https://t.co/sy0lExZT9r 12:03 AM - 05 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. This funny assumption: Tyler Chambers @skinny_que The back of the bottle literally says “refrigerate after opening” and y’all still put it in the cabinet. Y’all don’t follow directions and that’s why y’all keep getting pregnant. https://t.co/gp4yKWaaha 08:38 PM - 30 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. This relatable flaw: slim @soli_groff Going too hard on chips and salsa before i get my food is my biggest flaw 06:55 PM - 15 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. And this one: alex @lexandrameyer it’s srsly so rude that guac turns brown 09:36 PM - 02 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. A sad realization: JonBidét Gramsci @apocryfag I don't understand the mystique of coffee and cigarettes culture when just beyond the frame these cool people are shitting their guts out 03:20 AM - 26 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. And this one: thomas @iucipur Pizza rolls are just Italian gushers 05:54 PM - 26 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. This fashion statement: devin @tragicspice zendaya dressed like a la croix can and STILL looks good https://t.co/FutLKeqUuk 10:02 PM - 23 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. These critical thinking skills: Fey 🌷 @feyrah jfc: jesus fucking christ my last two brain cells: jentucky fried chicken 09:47 AM - 01 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. And this fact: clean slate @PleaseBeGneiss DOCTOR: have you been drinking enough fluids? ME: that’s literally all I drink 08:36 PM - 30 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. A strange meal prep routine: jhordan❃ @jhordannxo My roommate meal prepped HIS FUCKIN CEREAL lmaooooo 08:58 PM - 28 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. And a not so strange request: alex @lexandrameyer Why aren’t drive thru pasta places a thing 12:52 AM - 03 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. This relatable belief: jake @huntychan i love pretending caesar salad is healthy 12:01 AM - 26 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. And finally, THIS mess: ᴠɪɴᴄᴇɴᴛ @vinnybrack LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO 04:50 PM - 02 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Did you know you can sign up for a BuzzFeed Community account and create your own BuzzFeed posts? Here's a handy guide to help you start posting today!