Community·Posted on Oct 16, 201817 Tweets You'll Only Find Funny If You're Smart And Have A Good Sense Of Humor"Since the universe has no center, you can't be it."by alejandrabcruzCommunity ContributorApproved and edited by BuzzFeed Community TeamFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. A reality check: quantum meCandace @basedlightbeams Since it’s sPoOkY szn can I scare everyone with our existence lol 05:37 PM - 08 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. This totally reasonable assumption: Orpheus⚚ @umcornell my white blood cells when they see a germ trying to invade my body 01:23 AM - 26 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. And this one: jovan @ehjovandied my chromosomes during meiosis 10:52 PM - 30 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. This new finding: Steve Morris @stevemorris__ Age 5: If you give a mouse a cookie Age 25: https://t.co/MxYwvka4ow 04:52 PM - 20 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. A gentle reminder: Katherine Raleigh @kroseraleigh i read an article that said if you saw your clone walking down the street you wouldn’t even realize it because your perception of yourself is completely different than what you actually look like so now i can’t sleep because i’m uhhh wondering what the heck i actually look like 02:34 AM - 20 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. This sequence: Sabrina @sabrenmur ethos, pathos, 4 lokos 11:16 PM - 25 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. This equation: joshua david™ @joshxdavid use y= mx+b to calculate the slope of the line you just crossed 04:12 PM - 08 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. A productive fall date idea: alexis @lexifin Cute date ideas for the fall: - get a flu shot - wash your hands frequently to avoid catching and spreading unnecessary sicknesses 11:35 PM - 05 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. And this one: Juan Escalavera 💀 @JuanSaaa BEST FALL DATE IDEAS: 1. Go apple picking 2. Visit a pumpkin patch 3. GO TO THE POLLS ON NOV. 6 AND VOTE THE ASSHOLES OUT 4. Get a flu shot 5. Plan an ugly sweater party 07:54 PM - 10 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. This idea: jess @JessBelll1 Why hasn’t anyone invented a clear toaster yet would make life so much easier 07:48 PM - 02 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. And this one: viking! @NOTVIKING why don’t they just make a whole coffee table out of whatever coasters are made of 01:28 AM - 03 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. A missed opportunity: Philip Lewis @Phil_Lewis_ Was this the best we could come up with https://t.co/hMbsq9Pts0 05:10 PM - 10 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. A relatable feeling: Frank Locean @702Austin You ever spell a word right but that shit look weird asf? 06:43 PM - 09 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. This reaction to a dream destination, tbh: ForeheadPapi Crè @NoTengoElJugo_ I bet the oxygen there CRISP as shit https://t.co/0w3SBZBOLm 11:09 PM - 09 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. This historical "quote": f thot fitzgerald @dracomallfoys any 16th century astronomer: hey- the catholic church: 06:40 PM - 24 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. A fitting opening: You Had One Job @_youhadonejob1 I now declare this science wing open. 09:02 PM - 13 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. And finally, this scientific fact: Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson Since the Universe has no center, you can’t be it. 05:10 PM - 21 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Did you know you can sign up for a BuzzFeed Community account and create your own BuzzFeed posts? Here's a handy guide to help you start posting today!