Islands For Sale (Buy Now Or They May Be Gone)
Just last month, Larry Ellison of Oracle purchased the Hawaiian Island of Lanai, Hawaii's sixth-largest island. Surprisingly, there are still many other islands available for purchase (including one for less than the price of an average car), so buy YOUR new island today!
DirecTV Representative Tries To Explain Why 7-Year-Old Can't Watch Spongebob (prank)
A Directv representative tries to explain contract negotiations between Directv and Viacom to a 7-year-old and her dad. The daughter and dad also have to have a mini version of 'the talk' with DirecTV on the line, and the woman finds this "highly inappropriate, yet she stays on the line for 15 minutes.