He's only interested in other masc dudes, bro.He doesn't have any preferences. He likes all fillies.
He's a really masculine horse.
Mucho Macho Man earned over $5.6 million during his racing career. YOU DA MAN, MUCHO MACHO MAN.
He's on the DL.He has nothing to hide... because he's a horse.
Discreet Cat won races in the United States and the United Arab Emirates. Rackin' up those frequent flyer miles like a BO$$.
He's just looking for someone to love.He's just looking for some sugar cubes.
A human that calls himself a pup, duh.
Lucky Pup travels a lot and is a nursing student. Sounds like a catch!
He's into some... gross stuff.He's really into alfalfa hay.
A HORSE, THANK GOD
Scat Daddy was a champion sire in 2011. GOOD FOR YOU, SCAT DADDY.
Send him a message! He just wants to chat.He just wants someone to brush his mane.
He has a boyfriend and is on Grindr. But that's none of my business.
He's a cowboy.He's the horse the cowboy is riding.
He's currently in vet school and loves going to the gym. Saddle up, partner!
He's ready to rock your world.He's ready to get out of the barn for the day.
A Stud of the Equine Variety.
More Than Ready was a millionaire before he turned 4 years old. What were you doing when you were four?
It's pretty clear what this guy is looking for.He's looking for clover in his pasture.
Horse, of course
Tapit was 2014's leading sire in North America. His 2015 breeding fee is $300,000. LIVING THE DREAM, TAPIT.
Ooh, an exotic Egyptian gentleman.A horse that enjoys exotic carrots, probably.
American Pharoah is one of the early favorites for the 2015 Kentucky Derby. SEE YOU IN MAY, AP.
A gentleman with an impressive winter coatA horse whose coat is the loveliest shade of brown
I would tell you what his profile says, but I can't even bring myself to type it out. I'm doing you all a favor.