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Can You Guess: Grindr Name Or Racehorse?

Regardless, both are thirsty and feeling their oats.

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  1. Mucho Macho Man

    Via kendama.wordpress.com
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    He's only interested in other masc dudes, bro.
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    He doesn't have any preferences. He likes all fillies.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    He's a really masculine horse.

    Mucho Macho Man earned over $5.6 million during his racing career. YOU DA MAN, MUCHO MACHO MAN.

    He's a really masculine horse.
    Via adenastallions.com
  2. Discreet Cat

    Via ipinit.in
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    He's on the DL.
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    He has nothing to hide... because he's a horse.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    HORSE, OBVI

    Discreet Cat won races in the United States and the United Arab Emirates. Rackin' up those frequent flyer miles like a BO$$.

    HORSE, OBVI
    Via bloodhorse.com
  3. Lucky Pup

    Via telegraph.co.uk
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    He's just looking for someone to love.
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    He's just looking for some sugar cubes.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    A human that calls himself a pup, duh.

    Lucky Pup travels a lot and is a nursing student. Sounds like a catch!

    A human that calls himself a pup, duh.
  4. Scat Daddy

    Via worldoffancydress.com
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    He's into some... gross stuff.
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    He's really into alfalfa hay.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    A HORSE, THANK GOD

    Scat Daddy was a champion sire in 2011. GOOD FOR YOU, SCAT DADDY.

    A HORSE, THANK GOD
    Via coolmore.com
  5. GO FOR IT

    Via thechive.com
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    Send him a message! He just wants to chat.
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    He just wants someone to brush his mane.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    DUDE.

    He has a boyfriend and is on Grindr. But that's none of my business.

    DUDE.
  6. Howdy

    Via smh.com.au
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    He's a cowboy.
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    He's the horse the cowboy is riding.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Gay Cowboy

    He's currently in vet school and loves going to the gym. Saddle up, partner!

    Gay Cowboy
  7. More Than Ready.

    Disney / Via mike-smith-jockey.com
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    He's ready to rock your world.
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    Incorrect
    He's ready to get out of the barn for the day.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    A Stud of the Equine Variety.

    More Than Ready was a millionaire before he turned 4 years old. What were you doing when you were four?

    A Stud of the Equine Variety.
    Via bloodhorse.com
  8. Tapit

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    Via funnyjunk.com
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    It's pretty clear what this guy is looking for.
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    He's looking for clover in his pasture.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Horse, of course

    Tapit was 2014's leading sire in North America. His 2015 breeding fee is $300,000. LIVING THE DREAM, TAPIT.

    Horse, of course
    Via gainesway.com
  9. American Pharoah

    Via freevector.com
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    Ooh, an exotic Egyptian gentleman.
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    A horse that enjoys exotic carrots, probably.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Horse, duh.

    American Pharoah is one of the early favorites for the 2015 Kentucky Derby. SEE YOU IN MAY, AP.

    Horse, duh.
    Via santaanita.com
  10. Very hair bear.

    Via vh1.com
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    A gentleman with an impressive winter coat
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    A horse whose coat is the loveliest shade of brown
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    Wrong!

    MAN BEAR.

    I would tell you what his profile says, but I can't even bring myself to type it out. I'm doing you all a favor.

    MAN BEAR.
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