I will pay good money for this man to voice my satnav.

Alan White • 18 days ago

Jeremy Wright let everyone down by allowing them to think he'd appear in holographic form, like Tupac did, but then just turning up in person instead.

Alan White • 19 days ago

"Ah, so he got a promotion and his own guaranteed parking spot? Nice one!"

Alan White • 26 days ago

"Made my wee dug's day!"

Alan White • 2 months ago
Alan White • 2 months ago

Pressure is growing on chief whip Julian Smith over a voting decision the Tories say was a "mistake".

Emily Ashton • 3 months ago

So many jokes. So many memes.

Alan White • 3 months ago

He really is a great bloke.

Alan White • 3 months ago

A lot can change in a few years.

Alan White • 3 months ago

The England manager put his arm around Mateus Uribe, who suffered the same devastating experience he had 22 years ago.

Alan White • 3 months ago

"The second TWAT is everything."

Alan White • 3 months ago

It's coming home.

Alan White • 3 months ago

Of Gremlins, freedom fighters, and memes.

Alan White • 3 months ago

Edward Argar's former employer is the outsourcing giant Serco, which is currently under criminal investigation by the Serious Fraud Office over an electronic tagging contract.

Alan White • 4 months ago

The incident happened last November.

Alan White • 4 months ago

Mamoudou Gassama, who saved the 4-year-old, arrived in France from Mali just a few months ago.

Alan White • 4 months ago

The campaign to repeal the eighth amendment is set for a landslide win.

Laura Silver • 4 months ago

Savita Halappanavar, who died in 2012 after being denied an abortion, has become the face of the Yes campaign.

Alan White • 4 months ago

Look on these tweets ye mighty...and celebrate!

Alan White • 4 months ago

A very good boy.

Alan White • 5 months ago