"I couldn't give a flying flamingo."
Another former cabinet minister, Philip Hammond, announced his intention to take legal advice against the government shortly after.
In which Boris Johnson loses a bunch of votes, falls out with his brother, upsets the police, overpays for a fish, and calls Jeremy Corbyn a chicken.
The Number 10 adviser's blogs reveal the truth about his plans for the next few months...if you look closely enough.
The massacre came just hours after another mass shooting left 20 dead in El Paso, Texas. The shooter in Dayton is dead.
Cuthbert the Goose, Trigger the Pig, and others went viral in America — and helped British children in the process.
Britain's Prospective Prime Minister Said The Apollo 11 Code Was "Hand-Knitted" And Compared It To Brexit
"If they could use hand-knitted computer code to make a frictionless re-entry to Earth’s atmosphere in 1969, we can solve the problem of frictionless trade at the Northern Irish border,” Boris Johnson wrote.
This Is The Insane British Prime Minister-In-Waiting Hair Conspiracy Shitshow Explained For Americans
In which Britain gains a whole load of new conscripts for the culture war, and they’re all packing extremely hot takes.
Mark Field Has Been Suspended As A Government Minister After He Grabbed A Woman Protester By The Neck
Janet Barker, the activist grabbed by Field, said: "Maybe he should go to anger-management classes."
A story about how anyone can run for prime minister and come relatively close if they put their mind to it.
As of today, Theresa May is no longer Tory leader, but is still a sort of zombie prime minister. *looks to camera*
Don’t Leave Your House If You Want Any Peace Because Rory Stewart Is Wandering Around Trying To Debate People
“I was going to nip to the shop but I’m scared Rory Stewart will be out there, trying to debate me.”
This Woman Learned Her Mom Had Been Keeping A Beautiful Secret From Her Dad And It'll Make You Emotional
"I can't wait to find a love like this"
The Priest At Lyra McKee's Funeral Asked "Why In God's Name" It Took The Death Of A Journalist To Unite Politicians
"I dare to hope that Lyra’s murder on Holy Thursday night can be the doorway to a new beginning," said Father Martin Magill.
In which a Tory MP votes to remain, becomes a Brexiteer, votes against the deal, votes for the deal, suggests he doesn't back the deal, and then votes for it again.
In which Britain slips in a dog turd and then falls down a flight of stairs towards the finish line.