Hello. It is early 'o' clock outside Kensington Olympia. There are a lot of thirsty middle-aged men waiting outside and they are being pestered by some clowns. I'm not talking to them because I'm about to drink a whole load of beer at a time when I'd normally be eating Weetabix, and frankly I have more important things on my mind.
I am to be a judge in one of six categories – Milds, Bitters, Best Bitters, Strong Bitters, Golden Ales, and Speciality Beers. But which?
2.You hit the damn jackpot.
3.You realise this is serious business.
4.You go into action.
5.You start to get choosy.
6.Things start to get difficult.
7.You get a little bit drunk.
8.You have to start trying your best.
9.Then – then – you find The One.
10.You realise everyone is finding it hard.
11.You find your notes are making less and less sense by the second.
12.You come up with a shortlist.
13.We have a winner.
14.And you're done. Time to leave.
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