Here Are 13 Politicians’ Orgasm Faces

Warning: contains terrible puns.

1. This is not a picture of Boris Johnson’s poll surge.

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2. This is not a picture of François Hollande in the middle of an entente cordiale.

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3. This is not a picture of George Osborne giving someone a strong pound.

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4. This is not a picture of Eric Pickles blowing the budget.


5. This is not a picture of Ed Miliband shuffling his front bench.

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6. Nor is this a picture of him repositioning himself.

7. This is not a picture of Theresa May in the midst of a backdoor political deal.

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8. This is not Nick Clegg finding a coalition more pleasurable than he imagined.

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9. This is not a picture of Nigel Farage proving that the migration of thousands is uncontrolled.

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10. This is not a screengrab of David Cameron trying to control inflation.

11. This is not a picture of Iain Duncan Smith redistributing his occupants.

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12. This is not a picture of Jeremy Hunt being a willing provider.

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13. This is not a picture of Michael Gove passing his A-levels.

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Alan White is a news editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.
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