Here's a solid effort from Daily Mash writer Nick Pettigrew.
I got ABB in my A levels but needed another A to get a Uni place. So I say thank you for the music, for giving it to me.
(Reminder: The internet's been on form today.)
Erm – hang on.
Whereupon Twitter was like:
Although this is a decent retrieval.
Fair play to them:
If you're thinking about going through clearing, here's all the information you need.
Sheffield Hallam is autotweeting every time it gets mentioned and that's quite another bag of fail.