Wait. This isn't what it sounds like.
You see, this is Eufrat Mai, from the Czech Republic...
Her vagina is used to model a Premium range of Fleshlights.
She's clearly overjoyed with the role she's played in the creation of this product.
This, by the way, is why the Fleshlight is so very pleasurable.
Here's the moment when Ms Mai learns the man next to her has had sex with a model of her mimsy.
Then this other guy gets involved and things start getting truly weird.
She has so much chill it's unreal.
It must be pretty weird to be in a room surrounded by thousands of models of your parts.
Not to mention people who really care about your bits.
But no, Ms Mai is just overjoyed to be lending the world a helping hand.
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