You see, this is Eufrat Mai, from the Czech Republic...
Her vagina is used to model a Premium range of Fleshlights.
She's clearly overjoyed with the role she's played in the creation of this product.
This, by the way, is why the Fleshlight is so very pleasurable.
Here's the moment when Ms Mai learns the man next to her has had sex with a model of her mimsy.
Then this other guy gets involved and things start getting truly weird.
She has so much chill it's unreal.
It must be pretty weird to be in a room surrounded by thousands of models of your parts.
Not to mention people who really care about your bits.
But no, Ms Mai is just overjoyed to be lending the world a helping hand.
Eufrat Mai's vagina Fleshlight is a Premium product offered through the Fleshlight Girls Collection, and is not the Original Fleshlight. An earlier version of this post suggested this might be the case. Huge thanks to the Huffington Post for its diligence in clearing up this confusion.
Alan White is a news editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.