This Might Be The Greatest Police Sketch Of All Time

For all the wrong reasons.

1. Here is the suspect, wanted in Texas for a mugging.

Lamar County Sheriff’s Department

The Lamar County Sheriff’s Department say it’s a composite sketch, not a likeness.

2. Our lawyers wish to make it clear this individual has not been implicated in the crime.

3. We also approached this individual for comment.

Gail Oskin / Getty

He said: “Cookie.”

4. Anyway if you’re in Texas, reports:

The victims described him as being approximately 6′ tall or a little taller, approximately 25 to 30 years old with no or very thin facial hair, and a muscular build. His nose was straight with no flare in the nostrils. He has short black hair and a round face, with tattoos covering both arms and a tattoo on the left side of his neck. The victim was adamant about the tattoo on his neck having a lot of red ink in it, authorities said.

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Alan White is a news editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.
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