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This Might Be The Greatest Police Sketch Of All Time

For all the wrong reasons.

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Here is the suspect, wanted in Texas for a mugging.

The Lamar County Sheriff's Department say it's a composite sketch, not a likeness.
Lamar County Sheriff's Department

The Lamar County Sheriff's Department say it's a composite sketch, not a likeness.

Our lawyers wish to make it clear this individual has not been implicated in the crime.

We also approached this individual for comment.

He said: "Cookie."
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He said: "Cookie."

The victims described him as being approximately 6′ tall or a little taller, approximately 25 to 30 years old with no or very thin facial hair, and a muscular build. His nose was straight with no flare in the nostrils. He has short black hair and a round face, with tattoos covering both arms and a tattoo on the left side of his neck. The victim was adamant about the tattoo on his neck having a lot of red ink in it, authorities said.