This Is Definitely The Strangest Phone Call UKIP Has Ever Received
"I heard rumours about Nigel Farage, I heard he sleeps underneath cars when he's drunk".
Confirmed: Nigel Farage has a toilet in his house.
The phone call was made by Robin Cooper, the alter-ego of genius comedy writer and producer Robert Popper.
He's best known for his book The Timewaster Letters and for creating, writing and producing the sit com Friday Night Dinner.