This Giant Hula Hoop Is A Thing Of Life-Affirming Majesty
Updated: the finder of this incredible beast has provided BuzzFeed with further details. He hasn't eaten it.
I bought it in the canteen at the office I work at in Hove. I couldn't bring myself to eat it, it's too special. I have it in a small tupperware box to keep it safe. It smells beefier than the average Hula Hoop. It's undoubtedly the greatest food discovery I've ever made. I had people in the office queueing up to take photos of it.