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    Posted on Jul 25, 2016

    19 Things Only People On Team Instinct Know To Be True

    We are few, but we are proud.

    1. So, we're not the ~best~ at fighting.

    2. Basically, don't rely on us to take down a gym.

    3. Seriously, it's not our bag.

    Team Instinct trying to take a gym like...

    4. And that can lead people to think we're clueless.

    5. Yeah, we get mocked a lot.

    6. It's a wonder anyone joins us.

    7. No wonder we're... kind of an exclusive squad.

    How it feels being the strongest Team Instinct player in my suburb

    8. But the truth is, we're playing the long game.

    9. And we certainly try our best.

    10. Even so, we don't have the most impressive leader in the world.

    11. Yeah. He's uh...

    Valor: hot lesbian Mystic: beautiful NB Instinct: 😎😎😎🤑🤑🤑🤑😤😤😤😤😤😂😂😂😂👻👻👻👻👻🙀😽🙀🙀🙀😼😼😹🔥💨VAPE🌟LORD💨🔥✨✨🕶🕶🔫🔫™™™🌟🌟🌟👋🏻👋🏻😛😛😛😎😎😎🌞🙃😆😆😆😜😜😜😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯🤑🤑

    12. ...not the coolest.

    Candela: I will show you Pokemon's true heart through strength! Blanche: Knowledge is the key to victory Spark:*wheels past on heelies*

    13. Really, no one's that impressed with him.

    Candela goes to nice restaurants, Blanche cooks using only organic ingredients, Spark eats an entire bag of chips and calls it dinner

    14. He may be a dork, but he's OUR dork.

    15. And people might think we're kind of geeky...

    16. But our meme game is the best.

    17. By a long, long way.

    18. And when it comes to annoying people, we're in a league of our own.

    As much as I love #TeamMystic let's give a round of applause to #TeamInstinct

    19. That's why we're proud to be Team Instinct.

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