You know Silent Jay.
He's basically amazing.
But now he has, and it's utterly heartbreaking.
He told the paper:
I'm gutted that Eve broke up with me. It came completely out of the blue. We had a few problems and started drifting apart but I thought it was down to the pressure of the show and her business. We argued too much and she said couldn't cope with it. She called after a big argument and said she didn't want to go out with me any more.
He told the paper that he was now in a position of "having to play happy families", and that while the producers wanted him back for the next series he doesn't "know how that's going to work out".
And that apparently means they're going to have to film the rest of the series with the two of them sitting next to each other, even though they're not going out. And that gives rise to the saddest quote of all.
God, this is painful.