Piers is a grown man and could let it slide, of course - oh, maybe not.
Jeremy will almost certainly take this constructive criticism on board.
No, he’s going to bring Samuel L Jackson into it. Why not?
What happens when an unstoppable ego meets an immovable… ego? You get a spat that goes on…
It was over football, naturally.
Tweets now deleted, but Spraggan posted a series of texts from him, which said:
Lucy what are you playing at having digs at me? Is it coz you’re a gay rights activist you had to say something as extreme as “people kill themselves every day over words like queer” are you for real?
And for you’re information my album was self-penned [sic].
My album sold 10 times youres in it’s first week so you can fuck off with you’re career shite. Stop reading the press ‘mate’. Real people don’t care.
Real people are people you arsehole. 10 times in the first week hahahahahahahahaha. Good, I’m glad. Enjoy.
This kicked it off…
â€œ@chalongcircle: .Wouldnt be suprised if @LouiseMensch turned up on page 3 nextâ€> great idea @rupertmurdoch sort it out
Mensch accuses him of sexism…
Here is the tweet in question. Not with all his years in Downing St can Alastair Campbell spin his way out of it. https://t.co/anzjqRPWnX
For some reason it all got picked up months later…
.@louisemensch do you want one of these? Wear with feminist pride like I do! @NoMorePage3
. @campbellclaret @piersmorgan who’s a coward AC? You called for me to get my tits out on page 3, on Twitter. You’re a misogynist bully
And eventually they hugged and made up.
After long exchanges with @louisemensch (more than 140 crctrs allow)re recent spat, I do see her point. Apologies for @everydaysexism lapse
Sadly we can only see Louis’s side now. Which kinda makes it look like Tom rose above it all. He didn’t.
In which Tony says Tommy doesn’t pay attention and Tommy calls him out on his foreign policy.
Hunt decides Twitter’s the place to make a political attack…
The Brotherhood wished the US staff well during the September turbulence in Egypt’s capital.
Some excellent dental-based “shade” thrown by Brillo here.
That’s a firm stance being taken there.
The next time a Spanish ship enters Gibraltarian waters and refuses to leave after Royal Navy warnings we should fire on them.