Right then everyone. Settle down.
Make yourself comfortable.
1. And here we go. First up:
Arthur thinks bringing up Frankie's kids is a killer blow...
Piers is a grown man and could let it slide, of course - oh, maybe not.
Jeremy will almost certainly take this constructive criticism on board.
No, he's going to bring Samuel L Jackson into it. Why not?
What happens when an unstoppable ego meets an immovable... ego? You get a spat that goes on...
And on - actually let's just leave it there.
It was over football, naturally.
Lucy what are you playing at having digs at me? Is it coz you're a gay rights activist you had to say something as extreme as "people kill themselves every day over words like queer" are you for real?And for you're information my album was self-penned [sic].My album sold 10 times youres in it's first week so you can fuck off with you're career shite. Stop reading the press 'mate'. Real people don't care.
Real people are people you arsehole. 10 times in the first week hahahahahahahahaha. Good, I'm glad. Enjoy.