Hello, and here is today's Daily Mail front page, which asks a very important question.
A question that has shaken the country to its core.
Within minutes of the front page appearing, a nation responded.
Indeed some would say there's no country on earth with a greater aptitude for sandwich-making than this sceptred isle.
Others wouldn't. But still...
...there was outrage.
It was time to prove them wrong.
To show them what we could do.
Of course not everyone was successful, but no one said this game was easy.
We strove to seek, to find, and not to yield.
For we are a proud nation.
Not one to back down.
However politicised the issue gets.
And we now know that when it comes to sandwiches, we know what we're doing.
It has been going on all morning. We have a fresh meme people. A fresh meme.