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The Daily Mail Asked If Anyone In Britain Could Make A Sandwich And You Can Guess What Happened Next

The speed of response when it comes to piss-taking in this country these days is really something.

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Hello, and here is today's Daily Mail front page, which asks a very important question.

DAILY MAIL FRONT PAGE: Is there no one left in Britain who can make a sandwich? #skypapers

Sky News@SkyNewsFollow

DAILY MAIL FRONT PAGE: Is there no one left in Britain who can make a sandwich? #skypapers

10:07 PM - 09 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

A question that has shaken the country to its core.

Was going to make a sandwich and go to bed. Now paralysed by indecision and self doubt. #dailymail #sandwichgate

Carina O'Reilly@carinaoreillyFollow

Was going to make a sandwich and go to bed. Now paralysed by indecision and self doubt. #dailymail #sandwichgate

11:46 PM - 09 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Within minutes of the front page appearing, a nation responded.

The Daily Mail are idiots. I made this Monte Cristo sandwich as proof.

George Berridge@George_BerridgeFollow

The Daily Mail are idiots.
I made this Monte Cristo sandwich as proof.

11:36 PM - 09 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

This country INVENTED the sandwich, damn it.* *sort of

I think the Daily Mail are just pointlessly scaremongering with their sandwich story.

Luke Thomas@welshboy82Follow

I think the Daily Mail are just pointlessly scaremongering with their sandwich story.

11:38 PM - 09 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Indeed some would say there's no country on earth with a greater aptitude for sandwich-making than this sceptred isle.

I know how to make a sandwich #sandwichgate #dailymail #yesitisgeorgebush

Paul Sharp@PetersbrookingFollow

I know how to make a sandwich #sandwichgate #dailymail #yesitisgeorgebush

11:52 PM - 09 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Others wouldn't. But still...

...there was outrage.

It was time to prove them wrong.

Fear mongering if you ask me #sandwichgate

Alan White@aljwhiteFollow

Fear mongering if you ask me #sandwichgate

12:24 AM - 10 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

To show them what we could do.

Of course not everyone was successful, but no one said this game was easy.

Bastard cat won't stay still and let me sandwich him with bread to make a #dailymail mocking image #selfishcat

forty elephants mob@40elephantsmobFollow

Bastard cat won't stay still and let me sandwich him with bread to make a #dailymail mocking image #selfishcat

12:06 AM - 10 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Or safe.

I've just tried to make a sandwich and accidentally got my head stuck in the blender. I think the Daily Mail might be right, you know.

Mark Jones@brokentvFollow

I've just tried to make a sandwich and accidentally got my head stuck in the blender. I think the Daily Mail might be right, you know.

10:34 PM - 09 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

We strove to seek, to find, and not to yield.

Been trying to make the kids sandwiches for 45 minutes now. I give up. .

Twinks@tinytwinkFollow

Been trying to make the kids sandwiches for 45 minutes now.
I give up.

.

11:53 PM - 09 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

For we are a proud nation.

This sandwich making business is harder than it looks.

JamieDMJ@JamieDMJFollow

This sandwich making business is harder than it looks.

11:57 PM - 09 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Not one to back down.

That Mail headline about how there's no one left in Britain who can make a sandwich is nonsense and I'll prove it.

Keri@kerihwFollow

That Mail headline about how there's no one left in Britain who can make a sandwich is nonsense and I'll prove it.

10:21 PM - 09 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

However politicised the issue gets.

If elected we will address this sandwich making skills gap @MailOnline As this must stop:

Ed Balls@eddbaIlsmpFollow

If elected we will address this sandwich making skills gap @MailOnline As this must stop:

12:10 AM - 10 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

And we now know that when it comes to sandwiches, we know what we're doing.

The @MailOnline obviously never saw @BagelsAndSamba's 6 fish finger and potato waffle sandwich.

Martin Fitzgerald@4hundredblowsFollow

The @MailOnline obviously never saw @BagelsAndSamba's 6 fish finger and potato waffle sandwich.

10:26 PM - 09 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

It has been going on all morning. We have a fresh meme people. A fresh meme.

Bane, my lab, thinks @MailOnline may actually have a point for once... #sandwichgate

Sean@SeanStJohnJamesFollow

Bane, my lab, thinks @MailOnline may actually have a point for once... #sandwichgate

11:14 AM - 10 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Twitter lampoons @MailOnline #sandwichgate headline http://t.co/CQnGyiUEbo This from @Kenny__Stewart, for example:

The Drum@TheDrumFollow

Twitter lampoons @MailOnline #sandwichgate headline http://t.co/CQnGyiUEbo This from @Kenny__Stewart, for example:

11:10 AM - 10 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Aparently throwing money at the problem hasn't helped... #sandwichgate

Will Ross@WillRoss94Follow

Aparently throwing money at the problem hasn't helped... #sandwichgate

10:36 AM - 10 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Nonsense @themailonline these club sandwiches are fantastic @mgmediamonkey #sandwichgate

Rob Yates@yates_robFollow

Nonsense @themailonline these club sandwiches are fantastic @mgmediamonkey #sandwichgate

11:17 AM - 10 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

This is a real British sandwich. #sandwichgate #jeremyclarksbun

Jake Graham@AlbionJakeFollow

This is a real British sandwich. #sandwichgate #jeremyclarksbun

11:57 AM - 10 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

  1. Can you make a sandwich?

    I can't make a sandwich, it's impossible so no wonder we're recruiting high-skilled labourers.
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    I can't make a sandwich, it's impossible so no wonder we're recruiting high-skilled labourers.
    I can make a sandwich and immigrants entering the job market don't worry me.
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    I can make a sandwich and immigrants entering the job market don't worry me.

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