The Daily Mail Asked If Anyone In Britain Could Make A Sandwich And You Can Guess What Happened Next
The speed of response when it comes to piss-taking in this country these days is really something.
Hello, and here is today's Daily Mail front page, which asks a very important question.
DAILY MAIL FRONT PAGE: Is there no one left in Britain who can make a sandwich? #skypapers
Sky News@SkyNewsFollow
DAILY MAIL FRONT PAGE: Is there no one left in Britain who can make a sandwich? #skypapers
10:07 PM - 09 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
A question that has shaken the country to its core.
Was going to make a sandwich and go to bed. Now paralysed by indecision and self doubt. #dailymail #sandwichgate
Carina O'Reilly@carinaoreillyFollow
Was going to make a sandwich and go to bed. Now paralysed by indecision and self doubt. #dailymail #sandwichgate
11:46 PM - 09 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
Within minutes of the front page appearing, a nation responded.
The Daily Mail are idiots. I made this Monte Cristo sandwich as proof.
George Berridge@George_BerridgeFollow
The Daily Mail are idiots.
I made this Monte Cristo sandwich as proof.
11:36 PM - 09 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
This country INVENTED the sandwich, damn it.* *sort of
I think the Daily Mail are just pointlessly scaremongering with their sandwich story.
Luke Thomas@welshboy82Follow
I think the Daily Mail are just pointlessly scaremongering with their sandwich story.
11:38 PM - 09 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
Indeed some would say there's no country on earth with a greater aptitude for sandwich-making than this sceptred isle.
I know how to make a sandwich #sandwichgate #dailymail #yesitisgeorgebush
Paul Sharp@PetersbrookingFollow
I know how to make a sandwich #sandwichgate #dailymail #yesitisgeorgebush
11:52 PM - 09 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
Others wouldn't. But still...
Aw, man. The Daily Mail is right.
Amanda@PandamoanimumFollow
Aw, man. The Daily Mail is right.
11:09 PM - 09 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
...there was outrage.
@aljwhite outrageous slander. #sandwiches
Sam Dyslexio@SamDyslexioFollow
@aljwhite outrageous slander. #sandwiches
12:32 AM - 10 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
It was time to prove them wrong.
Fear mongering if you ask me #sandwichgate
Alan White@aljwhiteFollow
Fear mongering if you ask me #sandwichgate
12:24 AM - 10 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
To show them what we could do.
How hard can it be? #sandwichgate
Zorro P Freely@banalystFollow
How hard can it be? #sandwichgate
11:20 PM - 09 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
Of course not everyone was successful, but no one said this game was easy.
Bastard cat won't stay still and let me sandwich him with bread to make a #dailymail mocking image #selfishcat
forty elephants mob@40elephantsmobFollow
Bastard cat won't stay still and let me sandwich him with bread to make a #dailymail mocking image #selfishcat
12:06 AM - 10 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
Or safe.
I've just tried to make a sandwich and accidentally got my head stuck in the blender. I think the Daily Mail might be right, you know.
Mark Jones@brokentvFollow
I've just tried to make a sandwich and accidentally got my head stuck in the blender. I think the Daily Mail might be right, you know.
10:34 PM - 09 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
We strove to seek, to find, and not to yield.
Been trying to make the kids sandwiches for 45 minutes now. I give up. .
Twinks@tinytwinkFollow
Been trying to make the kids sandwiches for 45 minutes now.
I give up.
.
11:53 PM - 09 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
For we are a proud nation.
This sandwich making business is harder than it looks.
JamieDMJ@JamieDMJFollow
This sandwich making business is harder than it looks.
11:57 PM - 09 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
Not one to back down.
That Mail headline about how there's no one left in Britain who can make a sandwich is nonsense and I'll prove it.
Keri@kerihwFollow
That Mail headline about how there's no one left in Britain who can make a sandwich is nonsense and I'll prove it.
10:21 PM - 09 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
However politicised the issue gets.
If elected we will address this sandwich making skills gap @MailOnline As this must stop:
Ed Balls@eddbaIlsmpFollow
If elected we will address this sandwich making skills gap @MailOnline As this must stop:
12:10 AM - 10 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
And we now know that when it comes to sandwiches, we know what we're doing.
The @MailOnline obviously never saw @BagelsAndSamba's 6 fish finger and potato waffle sandwich.
Martin Fitzgerald@4hundredblowsFollow
The @MailOnline obviously never saw @BagelsAndSamba's 6 fish finger and potato waffle sandwich.
10:26 PM - 09 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
It has been going on all morning. We have a fresh meme people. A fresh meme.
Bane, my lab, thinks @MailOnline may actually have a point for once... #sandwichgate
Sean@SeanStJohnJamesFollow
Bane, my lab, thinks @MailOnline may actually have a point for once... #sandwichgate
11:14 AM - 10 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
Twitter lampoons @MailOnline #sandwichgate headline http://t.co/CQnGyiUEbo This from @Kenny__Stewart, for example:
The Drum@TheDrumFollow
Twitter lampoons @MailOnline #sandwichgate headline http://t.co/CQnGyiUEbo This from @Kenny__Stewart, for example:
11:10 AM - 10 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
Aparently throwing money at the problem hasn't helped... #sandwichgate
Will Ross@WillRoss94Follow
Aparently throwing money at the problem hasn't helped... #sandwichgate
10:36 AM - 10 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
Nailed it. #dailymail #sandwichgate
Natalie Evans@NatalieEvans85Follow
Nailed it. #dailymail #sandwichgate
12:37 AM - 10 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
Nonsense @themailonline these club sandwiches are fantastic @mgmediamonkey #sandwichgate
Rob Yates@yates_robFollow
Nonsense @themailonline these club sandwiches are fantastic @mgmediamonkey #sandwichgate
11:17 AM - 10 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
This is a real British sandwich. #sandwichgate #jeremyclarksbun
Jake Graham@AlbionJakeFollow
This is a real British sandwich. #sandwichgate #jeremyclarksbun
11:57 AM - 10 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
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vote votesI can't make a sandwich, it's impossible so no wonder we're recruiting high-skilled labourers. -
vote votesI can make a sandwich and immigrants entering the job market don't worry me.
