12. When this guy tried to hide in a shop.
Don't do that fool, JUST RUN.
Stupidity rating: one dinosaur. 🐉
11. When this guy hid in an SUV.
Do not attempt to hide from two dinosaurs in an SUV while thinking the airbag will protect you.
Lol.
Stupidity rating: 🐉 🐉
10. When this guy decided to dick around with a baby T. rex while its parent was creeping up on him.
Then got chewed by the big T. rex and eaten by its child.
Stupidity rating: 🐉 🐉
9. When this guy fell arse over tit down a ravine and got eaten by a swarm of tiny dinosaurs.
That's just foolish.
Stupidity rating 🐉 🐉 🐉
8. When this guy just sort of wallowed in a puddle.
That's not going to help matters, is it.
Stupidity rating: 🐉 🐉 🐉
7. When this guy was killed simultaneously by a dinosaur AND a plane, because he was standing on a runway.
Stupidity rating; 🐉 🐉 🐉
6. When this raptor didn't check to see if there was a big fuck-off T. rex somewhere.
As a dinosaur yourself you should really know better.
Stupidity rating: 🐉 🐉 🐉
5. That moment in The Lost World (in a very confusing scene) when a dog apparenly got eaten because it hid in its kennel. Bad move, dog.
Stupidity rating: 🐉 🐉 🐉 🐉
4. When Nedry got up close and personal with a dilophosaurus by pursuing the "I'll just go off on my own for plot reasons" school of thought.
Stupidity rating: 🐉 🐉 🐉 🐉
3. When game warden Robert Muldoon set his sights on ONE evil dinosaur only to be mauled by ANOTHER dinosaur, shortly after he praised its mental ability – a rookie error.
Stupidity rating: 🐉 🐉 🐉 🐉
2. When Ray Arnold just casually left his arm hanging around after being mauled to death by a velociraptor.
Stupidity rating: 🐉 🐉 🐉 🐉 🐉
1. And the ultimate: When the lawyer from Jurassic Park tried to hide from a T. rex by hiding in a toilet, like an absolute tool.
Stupidity rating: all the 🐉s.