Noel Gallagher has given a video interview to Noisey and it's incredible.
View this video on YouTube
It's possibly in honour of his upcoming second solo album but it's so much more than that. Among the delights on show we have...
His thoughts on Russell Brand's revolution...
...in which the horrors of cannibalistic regicide are discussed...
...this quote on the state of the music industry:
It infuriates me that people are more willing to sit in a coffee shop and spend a tenner on two coffees, talking about the weather with their friends – and that coffee will last 45 minutes – yet they will physically get angry at you for asking them to buy an album for a tenner that will last a lifetime, and might tell you about yourself...
...and this splendid vision of the future.
Not to mention his thoughts on crisps. And Morrissey. Pure gold.