1. Last month a resident of Auckland, Shane Warbrooke, put in an Official Information Act request asking for:
Any evidence to disprove the theory that Mr John Key is in fact a David Icke style shapeshifting reptilian alien ushering humanity towards enslavement.
4. Mr Warbrooke said he put the question in as a joke, and was happy with the response.
He did, however, express disappointment that it had taken the full 20 working days before he received it.
6. You can find out more about them here.
David Icke is a British author who believes that 5- to 12-foot tall, blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilian humanoids from the Alpha Draconis star system, now hiding in underground bases, are the force behind a worldwide conspiracy against humanity.