Sadly Vladimir Putin Hasn't Been Driving Round In A Motorcade Shaped Like A Penis
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
Right, let's put this one to bed quickly. The Vladimir Putin penis motorcade has done the rounds many times before.
It is doing the rounds again today. Why today? Because Reddit. Why Reddit today? Who knows. When will it strike again? No one can say. The tides of the internet are mysterious to all but the most experienced of sailors.