1. BuzzFeed contacted the account's owner, who replied: "My name is Nish and I live in a forest with good 3G coverage." Really that's all you need to know.
"Oh hi, as you can see from my resume, I had a supporting role in The Woman in Black."
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"Oh hi, as you can see from my resume, I had a supporting role in The Woman in Black."
10:16 PM - 30 Mar 14RetweetFavorite
2.
Happy Mothers day to all the sexy Cougars out there.
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Happy Mothers day to all the sexy Cougars out there.
01:11 PM - 30 Mar 14RetweetFavorite
3.
"Thank you Mr Taxidermist, you really managed to capture the pure hatred in my little Timmy's face."
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"Thank you Mr Taxidermist, you really managed to capture the pure hatred in my little Timmy's face."
03:29 PM - 30 Mar 14RetweetFavorite
4.
"I'm never drinking again."
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"I'm never drinking again."
10:14 AM - 30 Mar 14RetweetFavorite
5.
"Please can we go to McDonalds Mum. Please."
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"Please can we go to McDonalds Mum. Please."
05:50 PM - 29 Mar 14RetweetFavorite
6.
The face you make when your friend is talking to someone you don't like.
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The face you make when your friend is talking to someone you don't like.
05:08 PM - 29 Mar 14RetweetFavorite
7.
#Selfie #NoFilter #BulletHole
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#Selfie #NoFilter #BulletHole
02:44 PM - 19 Mar 14RetweetFavorite
8.
"Fetch me an Aspirin and a Bacon sandwich please love."
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"Fetch me an Aspirin and a Bacon sandwich please love."
12:49 PM - 29 Mar 14RetweetFavorite
9.
"I told you it was fucking hunting season Doreen but nooooo, we had to visit your sisters near the lake!"
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"I told you it was fucking hunting season Doreen but nooooo, we had to visit your sisters near the lake!"
10:22 PM - 26 Mar 14RetweetFavorite
10.
"Its puff-puff- pass pal. Not Puff-tell your life story-puff, pass."
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"Its puff-puff- pass pal. Not Puff-tell your life story-puff, pass."
02:21 PM - 29 Mar 14RetweetFavorite
11.
Half Leopard, Half Footstool, all Terror!
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Half Leopard, Half Footstool, all Terror!
10:04 AM - 28 Mar 14RetweetFavorite
12.
"Hey cubs! Don't do drugs!"
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"Hey cubs! Don't do drugs!"
09:54 PM - 27 Mar 14RetweetFavorite
13.
"Tell me the truth Foxy, did you eat my fucking 9 Iron?!"
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"Tell me the truth Foxy, did you eat my fucking 9 Iron?!"
12:33 PM - 27 Mar 14RetweetFavorite
14.
Is it a Bear? Is it a Wolf? Is it a Wardrobe? Fuck knows.
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Is it a Bear? Is it a Wolf? Is it a Wardrobe? Fuck knows.
06:32 PM - 26 Mar 14RetweetFavorite
15.
"What do you mean we've run out of Owl heads! The exhibitions tomorrow! Use that Pugs and hope nobody notices!"
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"What do you mean we've run out of Owl heads! The exhibitions tomorrow! Use that Pugs and hope nobody notices!"
05:47 PM - 25 Mar 14RetweetFavorite
16.
What does the Fox say? He'd probably want a different chair for starters.
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What does the Fox say? He'd probably want a different chair for starters.
06:50 PM - 11 Mar 14RetweetFavorite
17.
Someone got GHD's for Christmas.
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Someone got GHD's for Christmas.
06:59 PM - 13 Mar 14RetweetFavorite
18.
One eye on the Salmon, one eye on the streets.
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One eye on the Salmon, one eye on the streets.
11:06 AM - 13 Mar 14RetweetFavorite
19.
The rare Stoner Polar.
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The rare Stoner Polar.
10:24 PM - 12 Mar 14RetweetFavorite


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