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    The Male "Swimming Sock" Is Here And It Must Be Stopped

    We created this, everyone. We need to fix it.

    People. Do you remember the horror of the asymmetric man thong last summer?

    Bobby Norris and boyfriend Harry Derbidge bare bottoms in seriously bizarre trunks http://t.co/jEDCuGK0U6

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    Bobby Norris and boyfriend Harry Derbidge bare bottoms in seriously bizarre trunks http://t.co/jEDCuGK0U6

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    "Oh, that's funny," we all thought. "What an amusing novelty."

    But it wasn't, was it? Because months later, the Bobby Ball Bag arrived, didn't it?

    Rex / Tom Nicholson

    Well, look what Bobby Norris is wearing in Tenerife, right now. Or don't. In fact, do not click on this image. Just don't.

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    Behold. A knob sock.

    Or maybe a swimming sock. Or a wang sheath. Who knows (see below)?

    You didn't listen. And so you agree: This must absolutely be stopped and stopped right now.

    Beretta / Sims / Rex

    What is he doing? What is he actually doing?

    Because if this goes on, it will become a thing, and there will be men wearing them on YOUR HOLIDAYS.

    Beretta / Sims / Rex

    Got to go now and write to the prime minister to ask for emergency legislation to be passed.

    1. What do you even call this thing?

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    What do you even call this thing?
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      A knob sock.
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      A swimming sheath.
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      A wang glove.
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      A dick socket.
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      A schlong pouch.
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      A penis funnel.
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      A cock cover.
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      A shaft holster.
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      A glans sling.
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      Something else (leave your suggestion in the comments).

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