The Male "Swimming Sock" Is Here And It Must Be Stopped

We created this, everyone. We need to fix it.

People. Do you remember the horror of the asymmetric man thong last summer?

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Bobby Norris and boyfriend Harry Derbidge bare bottoms in seriously bizarre trunks http://t.co/jEDCuGK0U6

02:29 PM - 12 Jun 2014

"Oh, that's funny," we all thought. "What an amusing novelty."

But it wasn't, was it? Because months later, the Bobby Ball Bag arrived, didn't it?

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Well, look what Bobby Norris is wearing in Tenerife, right now. Or don't. In fact, do not click on this image. Just don't.

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Behold. A knob sock.

Or maybe a swimming sock. Or a wang sheath. Who knows (see below)?

You didn't listen. And so you agree: This must absolutely be stopped and stopped right now.

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What is he doing? What is he actually doing?

Because if this goes on, it will become a thing, and there will be men wearing them on YOUR HOLIDAYS.

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Got to go now and write to the prime minister to ask for emergency legislation to be passed.