The Male "Swimming Sock" Is Here And It Must Be Stopped
We created this, everyone. We need to fix it.
People. Do you remember the horror of the asymmetric man thong last summer?
Bobby Norris and boyfriend Harry Derbidge bare bottoms in seriously bizarre trunks http://t.co/jEDCuGK0U6
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Bobby Norris and boyfriend Harry Derbidge bare bottoms in seriously bizarre trunks http://t.co/jEDCuGK0U6
3:29 PM - 12 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite
"Oh, that's funny," we all thought. "What an amusing novelty."
But it wasn't, was it? Because months later, the Bobby Ball Bag arrived, didn't it?
Rex / Tom Nicholson
You didn't listen. And so you agree: This must absolutely be stopped and stopped right now.
Beretta / Sims / Rex
What is he doing? What is he actually doing?
Because if this goes on, it will become a thing, and there will be men wearing them on YOUR HOLIDAYS.
Beretta / Sims / Rex
Got to go now and write to the prime minister to ask for emergency legislation to be passed.
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What do you even call this thing?
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vote votesA knob sock.
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vote votesA swimming sheath.
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vote votesA wang glove.
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vote votesA dick socket.
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vote votesA schlong pouch.
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vote votesA penis funnel.
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vote votesA cock cover.
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vote votesA shaft holster.
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vote votesA glans sling.
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vote votesSomething else (leave your suggestion in the comments).


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