23 Kinky Moments From Nicki Minaj's New Video
Poor Drake :(
Here it is. The video for "Only". Now then, let's look at this step-by-step.
1. Sad Dothraki next to a toilet.
2. Sad Dothraki getting fresh, then falling asleep before anything happens.
Welcome to middle age my friend.
3. MALE KIDNAPPINGS!
Gamergate warned us about this sort of thing.
4. Terrifying S&M dungeon shots.
This isn't going to get problematic again, is it?
5. Drake looking like his date told him to meet him at this sex party up the road and then didn't even show.
6. Vampire Chris Brown.
7. Vampire Chris Brown's facial hair.
8. Drake looking sad again, possibly because he's lost a contact lens.
9. Then talking about how he hasn't had sex with Nicki but would like to at some point in the future.
10. Then checking her out and totally telling her he's doing it.
11. Drake still unable to find his contact lens.
12. Seriously losing the will to live now.
13. Even this lightbulb brings him no joy.
14. He once again offers his sexual services to Nicki at this point, but it's not clear if his heart is in it.
15. So he slinks off for a bit.
16. Meanwhile this man is possibly being tortured by being forced to listen to "Rude" by Magic! for three days straight.