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23 Kinky Moments From Nicki Minaj's New Video

Poor Drake :(

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Here it is. The video for "Only". Now then, let's look at this step-by-step.

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1. Sad Dothraki next to a toilet.

"It was work drinks Khaleesi, what do you want me to say?"
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"It was work drinks Khaleesi, what do you want me to say?"

2. Sad Dothraki getting fresh, then falling asleep before anything happens.

Welcome to middle age my friend.

3. MALE KIDNAPPINGS!

Gamergate warned us about this sort of thing.

4. Terrifying S&M dungeon shots.

This isn't going to get problematic again, is it?

5. Drake looking like his date told him to meet him at this sex party up the road and then didn't even show.

6. Vampire Chris Brown.

7. Vampire Chris Brown's facial hair.

Now that IS terrifying.
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Now that IS terrifying.

8. Drake looking sad again, possibly because he's lost a contact lens.

9. Then talking about how he hasn't had sex with Nicki but would like to at some point in the future.

No wonder he's sad.
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No wonder he's sad.

10. Then checking her out and totally telling her he's doing it.

Lil Wayne seems to find this amusing.
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Lil Wayne seems to find this amusing.

11. Drake still unable to find his contact lens.

12. Seriously losing the will to live now.

:((((
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:((((

13. Even this lightbulb brings him no joy.

14. He once again offers his sexual services to Nicki at this point, but it's not clear if his heart is in it.

Worth a go Drake. Worth a go.
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Worth a go Drake. Worth a go.

15. So he slinks off for a bit.

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Foiled again :(

16. Meanwhile this man is possibly being tortured by being forced to listen to "Rude" by Magic! for three days straight.

Horrific scenes.

17. Bit more vampire Chris Brown in his rubber prison cell.

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This video is weird.

18. Lil Wayne talks up his sexual credentials while Drake throws some pretty intense side eye.

19. Don't really know what's going on here, to be honest.

It looks like they just spliced in some video for a different song.
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It looks like they just spliced in some video for a different song.

20. Then we get possibly the saddest Drake of all, lurking in the background.

21. And we're done.

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