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Can You Spot The Real Daily Mail Headline?

Have you got the news instincts of a top Mail executive?

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  1. 1. Let's start easy. Which youth activity is making Jan Moir concerned?

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    This one?
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    Or this one?
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    Wrong!

    It's "porn seepage" that's the problem.

  2. 2. What's getting Liz Jones exercised?

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    The power-crazed RSPB?
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    Or vicious squirrels?
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    Wrong!

    It's the power-crazed RSPB.

  3. 3. What's the EXCLUSIVE?

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    Flatulence row leads to president's pot dealer's death?
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    Former sweetheart is a lapdancing terrorist?
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    Wrong!

    It's the flatulence row.

  4. 4. Bit tougher now. What's a woman's idea of a perfect man?

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    A 6ft, £48k-a-year, beer drinking meat eater with an Audi?
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    A 6ft 2in, £55k-a-year, red wine-drinking rugby player with a Porsche?
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    Wrong!

    It's the Audi driver, apparently.

  5. 5. What happened to this poor woman?

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    This?
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    Or this?
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    Wrong!

    Pregnant in the mouth :(((

  6. 6. What unremarkable thing has Rosanna Arquette done?

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    Held up the queue for the bus?
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    Not enjoyed her drink?
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    Wrong!

    She made a face.

  7. 7. Liz Jones has a tattoo. But what is it?

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    A 4-inch high prancing horse?
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    Her cats?
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    Wrong!

    It's a prancing horse.

  8. 8. Who's more prone to cancer?

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    Big headed babies?
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    Or single mothers?
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    Wrong!

    If your baby has a big head, you should worry.

  9. 9. Women! How do you succeed at work?

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    Button it.
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    Get flirting.
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    Wrong!

    Shut it, woman.

  10. 10. Liz Jones isn't enjoying her flight. What's she going to do?

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    Get rid of the fat guy?
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    Stash this baby?
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    Wrong!

    That baby's going with the hand luggage.

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